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underboobed (/ˈʌndəbuːbd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where retrieving a glass of water requires a considered descent. Ivola became underboobed halfway to the kitchen and sat on the floor. underboosted adj. Drunk and operating the household at insufficient power, especially when standing from the sofa. Deiana was underboosted and needed two attempts to carry water across the room. underbossed adj. Drunk to the point where the senior member of the household has delegated the water-fetching. Keonie was underbossed, accepting instructions from the cat before approaching the kitchen. underbottomed adj. Drunk enough to concern oneself solely with the lowest part of the sofa and ignore its cushions. Laresa went underbottomed, examining the sofa's underside before drinking any water. underbraced adj. Drunk past the point of needing the symbol beneath a sentence to explain where the glass belongs. Vonceil became underbraced and placed the water beneath an imaginary annotation. underbragged (/ˌʌn.dəˈbɹæɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond modesty, admitting inability to reach the kitchen while sounding quietly pleased about it. Asaya went underbragged and announced that the sofa had defeated a lesser person. underbranched adj. Drunk in a way that makes the lower limbs of every houseplant seem strategically placed. Jaicion became underbranched while carrying water past the kitchen plant. underbreaked adj. Drunk, with the result that household obstacles remain where a sensible blast would have removed them. Mekiya went underbreaked and blamed the unshifted footstool for the fall. underbreathed adj. Drunk to a degree that every request for water is delivered beneath the hearing of the room. Kenterrius became underbreathed, whispering towards the kitchen as though it were asleep. underbrednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying no household polish while searching for water in the wrong cupboard. Eva-jean was underbrednessed, drinking from a measuring jug beside the sink. underbreechesed adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering a second layer of clothing and treating it as formal attire. Sheriece went underbreechesed and received the glass of water with grave ceremony. underbreeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the domestic hierarchy as firmly established beneath it. Viaansh became underbreeded and asked the quietest person to fetch water. underbreedinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a lack of manners towards the sofa, the sink and the glass. Emana was underbreedinged, drinking from the tap and leaving the cupboard open. underbrewered adj. Still drunk, and practising the domestic brewing trade by combining whatever remains beside the kettle. Ava-faith went underbrewered, producing a doubtful nightcap in the kitchen mug. underbridged adj. Too drunk to cross the short passage to the kitchen without requiring an arrangement beneath it. Timeah became underbridged, using cushions to cross from sofa to sink. underbrimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the underside of a hat as a proper shelter for the water glass. Ambriehl went underbrimed and placed the glass beneath a hat on the sofa.