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underbritchesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for warmth beneath everything else while ruling the sofa. Henderson remained underbritchesed, sending instructions for water from the cushions. underbrowed (/ˈʌndə(ɹ)ˌbɹaʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the entire evening from the narrow territory beneath one eyebrow. Wendel became underbrowed, regarding the glass of water from beneath a single raised brow. underbrushed adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and becoming entangled in every low-growing obstacle. Thala went underbrushed, collecting crumbs and cables between the kitchen and sofa. underbuildered (/ˈʌndə(ɹ)ˌbɪldə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and taking instructions from the head builder, while mislaying the spirit level. Jaali got underbuildered and spent an hour levelling the bar towel. underbuildinged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening rests on a foundation too slight to support another round. Enzie was underbuildinged and declared the table structurally sound before sitting on it. underbumed adj. Drunk enough to display rather more lower anatomy than the shorts were designed to permit. Benjermen became underbumed while reaching for crisps beneath the bar. underburdened adj. Drunk past the point of recognising what lies beneath the visible matter, while confidently excavating it. Kandon grew underburdened and dug beneath the patio to locate the coal seam he had invented. underburned adj. Drunk past the point of singeing the surface while somehow leaving the crown of the conversation intact. Marth was underburned, setting light to the chat without damaging its central argument. underbushed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the shrubbery beneath the beer garden can be crossed without incident. Luca-bleu went underbushed and vanished into the hedge after last orders. underbusted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening supported from below, but not especially securely. Willison got underbusted and treated his waistcoat as structural equipment. underbutlered adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor service is performed deferentially and slightly late. Jahdiel became underbutlered and offered everyone a napkin with solemn ceremony. underbutted adj. Drunk to a degree that reveals the lower portion of the backside whenever the wearer bends down. Tilena was underbutted while retrieving a dropped twenty pence piece. undercalculationed adj. Drunk to the extent of estimating every round below its actual cost, including the final one. Arlene was undercalculationed and confidently divided the bar bill by seven instead of four. undercanopied adj. Drunk on the strength of shelter found beneath anything broad enough to count as a roof. Sammael went undercanopied beneath the pub umbrella and refused the indoors. undercapacitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to supply the demand for sensible conversation. Konye was undercapacitied, with three friends requesting explanations and none forthcoming. undercapitalisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and insufficiently funded for the ambitions expressed over it. Samon became undercapitalisationed after promising a curry, a taxi, and another bottle.