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undercapitalizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating with too little capital for any further enterprise. Delee was undercapitalizationed, unable to finance even a packet of pork scratchings. undercaptained adj. Still drunk, and taking orders from a junior officer who has mislaid the ship. Shamair was undercaptained, accepting directions from the quietest person at the bar. undercarboxylationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have lost the necessary carbon dioxide beneath an otherwise respectable evening. Joee was undercarboxylationed, producing a flat toast to an increasingly flat night. undercarded adj. Having drunk enough to treat the supporting bouts as the entire programme. Ariayah got undercarded and argued that the warm-up fight was the night's main event. undercared adj. Too drunk to inspect the underside of anything, particularly after dropping it beneath the table. Faiga was undercared and left the bar stool's missing bolt for tomorrow. undercarriaged (/ˈʌndəˌkæɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk more than the vehicle's supporting framework, or the passenger, was built to bear. Crystle got undercarriaged and required both friends to manage the walk home. undercarted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub steps for an aircraft awaiting its undercarriage. Berj became undercarted and checked twice whether the bar stool had landing gear. undercartered adj. You are drunk and hauling everybody else's belongings as though paid by the load. Tashaunti was undercartered, carrying four coats and a tray towards the taxi rank. undercasted adj. Of a drinker: beneath a continuous cloud of uncertainty, with visibility limited to the next pint. Jaisey was undercasted, peering through the pub's haze for the crisps. undercellared adj. Drunk beyond ordinary depth, with every lower room seeming both nearer and more important. Anaisia became undercellared and searched beneath the cellar for a still lower bar. underchallenged adj. Of a drinker who has found the evening's tasks insufficiently difficult and begun inventing harder ones. Wandell became underchallenged and attempted to open a packet of nuts with a coaster. underchambered adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated below the bar's main level and declared the cellar comfortable. Tamarria got underchambered and sat beneath the stairs until someone fetched her coat. underchamberlained adj. A drinker who has assumed deputy custody of the cellar and will not release the keys. Anease became underchamberlained and supervised the beer crates from the back room. underchancellored adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor decision requires approval from a lower authority. Kaimalu got underchancellored and referred the choice of crisps to the barmaid. undercharged adj. Drunk to a degree that every round seems a monetary charge less than the correct amount. Lesandra declared each successive pint undercharged, despite the total becoming increasingly difficult to defend. underchefed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the junior cook as the evening's highest culinary authority. Neyo got underchefed and requested a tasting menu consisting chiefly of crisps.