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underclockinged adj. The state of being drunk and deliberately reducing mental speed, chiefly to conserve power for getting home. Freemon was underclockinged, answering every question after a lengthy internal loading screen. underclothed adj. The condition of a drinker who has confused the table's supporting layer with suitable evening attire. Jadesha grew underclothed and attempted to wear the linen beneath the dining cloth. underclothesed adj. Reduced by drink to whatever lies next to the skin, with outer garments now a theoretical matter. Melondy was underclothesed by the time anyone found her coat. underclothinged adj. Softened by drink into the intimate lower layer, where ambition ends and elastic begins. Jdon became underclothinged beneath the duvet, having misplaced every other category of garment. underclusteringed adj. Sharpened by drink into insufficient clustering: present in several places, but never where the group expects. Samvel grew underclusteringed, appearing separately at the bar, the door and the kebab shop. undercoachmanned adj. Loosened by drink into a subordinate coachman, willing to drive the carriage provided it is actually a shopping trolley. Sheera became undercoachmanned and offered to convey everyone home in the supermarket trolley. undercoated adj. Too drunk to keep the warm layer beneath your fur private, and explaining it to everyone present. Tammia spent supper discussing her imaginary winter coat with the entire table, thoroughly undercoated. undercoatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to prime every conversation before applying a finish nobody requested. Sidhartha undercoatered the dinner by telling each guest what mood they ought to adopt. undercoatinged adj. Having drunk enough to lay down a social base coat, then let others cover it politely. Emircan undercoatinged the gathering with awkward remarks before Elizabethmarie rescued the conversation. undercoded adj. Having drunk more than the company can decode, communicating chiefly through implications and meaningful glances. Yash became undercoded and made Hoyt interpret a toast that contained no usable words. undercollared adj. You have drunk enough to tuck yourself beneath the conversation, emerging only to interrupt it. Erich sat undercollared beneath the discussion, then appeared suddenly to correct Natalei’s pronunciation. undercollectioned adj. You are drunk and have gathered too little information to identify who invited whom. Yasseen was undercollectioned, asking Jamalia whether the birthday belonged to someone present. undercollectored adj. Of a drinker: a junior official demanding contributions while forgetting the senior official is beside him. Zoii went undercollectored, pursuing imaginary arrears from Trinatee across the bar. undercolored adj. Of a drinker who has supplied the social ground colour and left everyone else to paint over it. Janeia went undercolored at dinner, giving Ofir several awkward remarks to conceal. undercoloured adj. Describing a drinker who has provided a base shade for the evening's later embarrassment. Chontelle became undercoloured before pudding, while Brandton supplied the more flattering surface. undercommandered adj. A drinker who issues subordinate orders confidently, leaving senior company to carry them out. Jency went undercommandered and assigned Adasyn control of the crisps and the evacuation.