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undercriminalizationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that several offences have been left insufficiently prohibited. Georgia was undercriminalizationed and proposed an offence for misplacing beer mats. undercrofted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you best suited to a vaulted room below ground. Dong was undercrofted and stored his coat beside the cellar's empty crates.
undercrossinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey proceeds by the lower route. Kahleya was undercrossinged and chose the pedestrian tunnel beneath the ring road. undercrowdinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an otherwise adequate room seem short of occupants. Bojidara was undercrowdinged and invited three coat stands to join the table. undercrusted adj. Drunk to the extent of providing a firm lower layer for whatever the evening contains. Lucianna was undercrusted and sat beneath the conversation like pastry beneath filling. undercultured adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, non-dominant society formed around one shared opinion. Irvin was undercultured and established a minor society devoted to salted peanuts. undercured adj. Drunk since last orders, and insufficiently finished for recovery to be declared. Renny was undercured and left the pub with the evening still raw. undercurrented (/ˈʌndəkʌɹ(ə)ntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving beneath the conversation in another direction. Jordahn was undercurrented and answered each question with a separate, distant topic. undercurved adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating every bend as though its underside were the only safe route. Lujuana spent the evening undercurved, taking the staircase in cautious, concave stages. undercuted (/ˈʊndə(ɹ)kʊtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose lower half reaches the stairs before the rest. Trevelle went undercuted on the landing and sat down before the step could object. undercuttered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who takes every corner at the lowest possible angle. Ahamed became undercuttered and clipped the skirting board on every turn home. undercuttinged adj. Loosened by drink into a gait that removes support from the lower half first. Revie grew undercuttinged and found the bottom stair unexpectedly negotiable. underdaksed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs with less clothing and more confidence than advisable. Ether arrived underdaksed, having treated the staircase as a private changing room. underdamped adj. Slowed by drink to movements that continue oscillating long after the decision has stopped. Angelys went underdamped, swaying between the bar and the door without choosing either. underdampered adj. Drunk and producing a soft, delayed response whenever the knees encounter a stair. Jhue became underdampered and answered each step with a separate, gentle collapse.
underdeaconned adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction is delivered subordinate to a wobbling sermon. Gator went underdeaconned and blessed the banister before attempting the stairs.