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USNS'd adj. You are drunk and presenting yourself as a naval vessel, despite having made no maritime preparations. Yeshaya was USNS'd and insisted that the cloakroom was a properly commissioned harbour. USNTS'd adj. Of a drinker: trained to respond to last orders with immediate, disciplined confusion. Niroshan was USNTS'd and formed a queue for the taxi without knowing where it went. USO'd adj. Drunk to the point where you have disappeared beneath the sofa cushions and cannot be positively identified. Azeeza was USO'd beneath the sofa, answering questions from somewhere below. USOA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and statistically represented by the quietest corner of the sitting room. Noel was USOA'd, occupying the sofa's least visited corner with a glass of water. USP united adj. Drunk enough to measure the potency of the evening by the strength of the kitchen water. Rauchelle was USP united, assessing the water beside the sofa as though it were medicinal. USP'd adj. Drunk past the point of assigning medicinal potency to the glass beside the sofa. Praneel was USP'd and declared the kitchen water therapeutically significant. UST'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an awkward silence that neither party is prepared to explain. Sadieann sat UST'd opposite Dominique, both studying the empty glasses. USV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that keeps you afloat socially, though everyone else must provide the navigation. Kendred was USV'd and drifted between conversations until Jamyra brought him alongside the taxi. USianed (/juːˈɛs.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond national distinctions, and insisting that the kitchen is a perfectly reasonable place to sleep. Hoai was USianed and defended the kitchen floor as a constitutional right. UT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into playing every position at once, and covering none of them convincingly. Makeya got UT'd and volunteered for goalkeeper, centre-half and refreshments simultaneously. UTAUT'd adj. Drunk beyond asking whether a new device is acceptable before insisting everyone use it. Zaydie became UTAUT'd and installed a tracking app on the pub's shared umbrella. UTAUloided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a synthetic singing voice whenever water is requested. Yitty was UTAUloided, singing the request for water in several incompatible registers. UTC offseted adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen clock and your need for water observe different local times. Maurion was UTC offseted and went to the kitchen for water an hour before midnight. UTF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every thought into a different sequence of bytes before speaking. Tanayshia was UTF'd and required several attempts to encode a request for water. UTG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa feel like a final betting position. Savan was UTG'd and opened negotiations for the last glass of water. UTI'd adj. Describing a drinker who has infected the whole group with a persistent, uncomfortable idea. Arnob got UTI'd and soon had everyone arguing about the landlord's motives.