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underdealinged adj. Drunk enough to negotiate unfairly with the stairs, conceding one step only for two in return. Meane became underdealinged and attempted to bargain with the staircase from the landing. underdecked adj. Drunk past the point of remaining above the surface, and presently occupying the space beneath it. Taiten went underdecked halfway upstairs, resting beneath the visible level of proceedings. underdefinitioned adj. Drunk beyond describing where the body ends and the staircase begins. Quadell became underdefinitioned on the stairs, leaving observers unsure which object was moving. underdeliverered adj. Drunk in a way that reaches each destination with less of the promised coordination. Sundie arrived underdeliverered, having supplied the pub with neither balance nor punctuality. underdeliveried adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempted step contains insufficient leg. Willamae went underdeliveried and furnished the staircase with only partial footsteps. underdensitied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body insufficiently present at each point of contact. Rad became underdensitied and passed through the doorway without convincing the frame. underdetectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of failing to detect the final stair until it has already been used. Asiel went underdetectioned and discovered the bottom step by sitting on it. underdeterminationed adj. Drunk on the strength of several possible directions, none sufficiently determined to be taken. Maidelyn became underdeterminationed at the staircase, with every step pointing somewhere else. underdeterrenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and inadequately deterred by height, gravity or previous contact with the stairs. Edina was underdeterrenced and approached the staircase despite its earlier successful warning. underdevelopednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with coordination that has not fully developed. Alleria became underdevelopednessed and treated the first stair as an advanced exercise. underdevelopmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning with several essential faculties still in draft form. Thyler went underdevelopmented on the stairs, where planning and walking failed to mature together. underdeviationed adj. Still drunk, and consistently missing the intended line by a small but stair-threatening distance. Bryshawn remained underdeviationed, arriving beside every step rather than upon it. underdeviled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor fiend from a badly placed staircase shadow. Sibley went underdeviled and apologised to a coat stand for blocking the stairs. underdiagnosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a failure of balance for an architectural feature. Romilly became underdiagnosised and attributed the repeated falls to an uneven house. underdialysised adj. Having drunk enough to leave the evening insufficiently filtered from the bloodstream and speech. Nyllah went underdialysised and carried the pub’s entire vocabulary into the taxi. underdilationed adj. Having drunk more than the pupils, judgement or stairwell could comfortably accommodate. Aleyda became underdilationed and found the doorway narrower than the evening had suggested.