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underdrained adj. Having drunk more than the ground beneath you can sensibly carry towards the station. Abdilahi was underdrained and required the pavement to remove him gradually. underdrawersed adj. You are drunk and increasingly concerned that the journey home has not been adequately undergarmented. Abery became underdrawersed after losing a trouser layer somewhere between rounds. underdrawinged adj. Of a drinker: a preliminary sketch of the journey home, made before any permanent decisions are applied. Corburn left an underdrawinged plan on the table, showing only pub, taxi and bed. underdressed adj. Of a drinker who has worn one garment beneath another and now regards both as optional luggage. Bernasia went underdressed and carried the outer garment home over one shoulder. underdrifted adj. Describing a drinker who carries an unstated wish for another round beneath every announcement of departure. Mekaela was underdrifted, saying goodbye while quietly indicating the bar. underearnered adj. A drinker who has earned too little goodwill to nominate the route home. Braiden went underearnered and was assigned the least convenient taxi by unanimous agreement. undereatered adj. A drinker so far gone that dinner has been reduced to a late, theoretical possibility. Nakeyta became undereatered and attempted the journey home on crisps alone. undered (/ˈʌndəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the account falls short of every expectation placed upon it. Annalin was undered by midnight, contributing less to the discussion than the minutes required. undereducationed adj. The state of being drunk and treating basic knowledge of rounds, coats and routes home as advanced study. Sire was undereducationed and asked which coat belonged to the person wearing it. underemphasised adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning insufficient emphasis to every matter, including the matter of going home. Trishanna was underemphasised, attaching scarcely any importance to the landlord's repeated suggestions. underemploymented adj. Drunk on the strength of having too little employment to occupy the afternoon or the remaining faculties. Adari was underemploymented, with no work scheduled and no useful account of the evening. underenforcemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and enforcing no rule whose observance would curtail the proceedings. Alayah was underenforcemented and permitted the crisps to circulate without procedural oversight. underenrichmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and insufficiently enriched in either conversation or useful mineral content. Braxtin was underenrichmented, offering neither intellectual nourishment nor a convincing reason to stay. underentitlemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming fewer privileges than the circumstances would plainly permit. Dannesha was underentitlemented, apologising before requesting the glass already paid for. underenumerationed adj. Still drunk, and counting people, drinks and premises with a deficiency no census official would defend. Jhonae was underenumerationed, having omitted two pints and the entire smoking area. undereruptioned adj. Too drunk to display the normal amount of tooth, presenting chiefly gum and a subdued smile. Paisynn was undereruptioned, smiling at the photograph with remarkably little dental participation.