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underestimated (/ʌndɚˈɛs.tɪ.mɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate every distance, quantity and personal capacity too low. Margena was underestimated, having judged the stairway shorter and her balance more reliable. underestimationed adj. Having drunk enough to perform the act of assigning inadequate values to all foreseeable consequences. Monise was underestimationed, judging the walk home a brief and fundamentally theoretical affair. underestimatored adj. Sharpened by drink into rating every distance, fare and remaining round below its proper measure. Marbella was underestimatored, calling the walk home a brisk two-minute matter. underetched adj. You have drunk enough to leave every remark shallowly impressed and unlikely to survive examination. Ophelya was underetched, leaving only faint impressions of her opinions upon the conversation. underexcretioned adj. You are drunk and producing an inadequate quantity of the relevant bodily output. Martina was underexcretioned, maintaining that the lengthy visit required no lavatory provision. underexercised adj. Of a drinker: insufficiently exercised, despite having made several determined journeys between chair and bar. Bessiemae was underexercised, having treated the walk to the pub as her principal athletic achievement. underexpansioned adj. Of a drinker who has failed to expand sufficiently into the available space, while insisting that the chair has altered. Dolene was underexpansioned, occupying one corner of the sofa and blaming the remaining furniture. underexploitationed adj. Describing a drinker who has insufficiently exploited the available opportunities for free snacks, anecdotes and attention. Yoshica was underexploitationed, having overlooked both the complimentary olives and the sympathetic audience. underexposured adj. A drinker who has received too little exposure to daylight, fresh air or the consequences of public speech. Adien was underexposured, emerging from the pub as though the sun were a specialist subject. underexpressioned adj. A drinker so far gone that facial, verbal and grammatical expression have all fallen below the customary minimum. Bellamae was underexpressioned, conveying her account through one eyebrow and a prolonged vowel. underextensioned adj. The condition of a drinker who restricts each term's reference so narrowly that the pub contains almost no recognisable objects. Gokay was underextensioned, reserving ‘glass’ for the particular glass nearest his elbow. underextractioned adj. The drunkenness of one who extracts less than the normal quantity from every conversation, bottle and closing argument. Micalah was underextractioned, obtaining very little information from an evening devoted to disclosure. underextrapolationed adj. Reduced by drink to projecting too little beyond the evidence, particularly regarding the next five minutes. Chinelle was underextrapolationed, predicting only one more round despite the visible queue at the bar. undereyed adj. Softened by drink into the appearance of someone whose lower eyelids have undertaken the evening's principal labour. Laykyn was undereyed, with the area beneath each eye carrying a disproportionate share of the biography. underfaced adj. Sharpened by drink into an alarming downward-facing aspect, as though the face had been installed beneath itself. Haresh was underfaced, presenting the underside of his expression to the barmaid and calling it a greeting. underfactorizationed adj. Loosened by drink into considering too few factors, usually omitting gravity, time and the landlord's patience. Aristeo was underfactorizationed, explaining the failed journey with a model containing only optimism.