underframeworked
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underframeworked adj. The drunkenness of one who constructs a firm internal rationale beneath each increasingly poor decision. Esenia was underframeworked and supplied a supporting theory for leaving through the kitchen. underframinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating whatever holds the evening together as a personal handrail. Reeanna was underframinged and gripped the banister before announcing her departure.
underfrequencied adj. Softened by drink into responding below the normal conversational frequency, while remaining confidently audible. Jaiyon became underfrequencied and answered every question in a deep, delayed murmur. underfrictioned adj. Sharpened by drink into making rapid, ill-advised movements while believing derailment has been prevented. Jahlique went underfrictioned and launched himself round the corner by the cloakroom. underfringed adj. Loosened by drink into adding a subordinate decorative flourish to every otherwise finished remark. Amaron became underfringed and appended a small ceremonial speech to ordering crisps. underfrocked adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a private layer of clothing as adequate public attire. Choice went underfrocked and proposed continuing the evening in what had been worn underneath. underfulled adj. Slowed by drink to accepting defeat while confidently explaining why the losing hand was superior. Kerrick was underfulled and analysed the inferior full house for nearly ten minutes. underfunctioned adj. Drunk and operating below requirements, while confidently adding further responsibilities. Bathsheba was underfunctioned and volunteered to organise transport for everyone present. underfunctionered adj. Drunk to the point where routine tasks are assigned an assistant, though none has been appointed. Georgi became underfunctionered and asked Fateha to supervise his attempt at opening crisps. underfundednessed adj. Drunk enough to approach every ambitious plan with inadequate resources and complete confidence. Curits was underfundednessed and proposed a late-night expedition without money or directions. underfundered adj. Drunk past the point of financing an idea, yet still prepared to approve its expansion. Marsie went underfundered and authorised another round against funds she did not possess. underfundinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a grand plan's shortage of money affects its presentation. Rishit was underfundinged and announced the unpaid taxi as a temporary investment. underfured adj. Drunk in a way that supplies a soft insulating layer between intention and consequence. Bee became underfured and settled comfortably into the decision to walk home in the rain. undergained adj. Drunk, with the result that every signal seems faint but every conclusion seems amplified. Eldrige was undergained and mistook the quiet room for proof that his speech had succeeded. undergamekeepered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns minor supervision into an expedition requiring solemn fieldcraft. Khedra became undergamekeepered and patrolled the pub for signs of unattended glasses.
underganged adj. Drunk to the extent of choosing a cramped route beneath an obstacle rather than the obvious way round. Jagdev went underganged beneath the queue barrier, convinced it was a recognised shortcut.