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undergovernmented adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the household governed by several minor departments. Lyrix got undergovernmented and divided the kitchen into separate jurisdictions. undergovernored adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing the remote control as a provincial authority. Elles became undergovernored and placed the remote beyond the reach of ordinary government. undergowned adj. Drunk on the strength of wearing a blanket beneath another blanket, indoors and without explanation. Ellisa got undergowned and added a dressing gown to the blanket before asking for water. undergraded adj. Of a drinker who has arrived at the bar with all the intellectual ambition and none of the restraint of someone in their first term. Eliahna was hopelessly undergraded, producing a seminar on the provenance of the house white. undergraduacied (/ˌʌndəɹˈɡɹæd͡ʒuːəsid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and spending the night in the preparatory phase of going to bed. Boudicea was undergraduacied and packed a glass of water for an expedition to the bedroom. undergraduated adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as an institution in which one is still enrolled. Yoram became undergraduated and requested an extension on clearing the supper plates. undergraduatedomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every poor decision acquires the atmosphere of an academic discipline. Kyal became undergraduatedomed and defended missing the train as an experimental timetable. undergraduatenessed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet still convinced the evening's domestic curriculum is incomplete. Parvathy was undergraduatenessed and promised to revise the washing-up after a short rest. undergraduateshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold the sofa as a temporary academic position, with water as the stipend. Valdemar got undergraduateshipped and spent the evening defending his right to the corner cushion. undergraduetted adj. Having drunk enough to turn a domestic errand into a prolonged tutorial conducted from the sofa. Inocente became undergraduetted while explaining the correct method for carrying water upstairs. undergreen willowed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the shrub in the garden for a suitable domestic landmark. Bubacarr went undergreen willowed and used the garden shrub to navigate back to the kitchen. undergreened adj. Having drunk more than the houseplants can reasonably be expected to forgive. Taejohn got undergreened and watered the fern with the glass intended for himself. undergripped adj. You are drunk and holding the water glass from beneath, as though the sofa might otherwise take it. Meryn was undergripped, carrying the glass of water palm-up with grave concentration. undergroomed adj. Drunk enough to fuss over everyone’s coat as though it were a horse requiring attention. Zamyra got undergroomed and brushed the pub dog with a beer mat. underground car parked adj. Emboldened by drink to search below street level for the car, despite having arrived by bus. Derel was underground car parked, inspecting the station basement for a vehicle he never owned. underground handballed adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is bounced off the floor before reaching its recipient. Kameka went underground handballed and delivered the toast by tapping it into the carpet.