underground handpassed
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underground handpassed adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation must travel by a low, indirect route. Siohban got underground handpassed and relayed the order through three people unnecessarily. underground muttonned adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the rabbit pie as contraband wildlife beneath the pub. Donavin became underground muttonned and asked whether the rabbit pie had escaped from somewhere.
underground peopled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the cellar is inhabited by a complete population of small supernatural tenants. Kyran-james got underground peopled and left crisps by the cellar door for the fairies. underground railroaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly arranging everyone’s escape through a network of unlikely acquaintances. Maryha became underground railroaded and found Cardel a route home via four unrelated taxi drivers. underground railwayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and upright only by consensus of the bar and surrounding furniture. Giovina went underground railwayed and travelled between tables without consulting her legs. undergrounded (/ˌʌndəˈɡɹaʊndd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the surface of conversation, and burrowing into every subject. Donesia went undergrounded after supper and discussed cellar architecture with the barmaid. undergroundered (/ˌʌn.dəˈɡɹaʊn.dəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every scribbled note as an important underground publication. Bernnadette became undergroundered and distributed a cellar manifesto beside the till. undergroved adj. Too drunk to leave the shelter of the shrubs behind the pub, where the evening has become pastoral. Elsie-jean got undergroved and held a quiet meeting among the bushes behind the smoking area. undergrowled adj. Sufficiently drunk to express every disagreement as a subdued complaint from beneath the conversation. Empryss went undergrowled when the barmaid moved the ashtray two inches. undergrowthed adj. Having drunk enough to spread low across the room, occupying the gaps between taller conversations. Kaplan became undergrowthed and settled beneath the louder drinkers near the dartboard. underguarded adj. Having drunk more than the machinery of your dignity can safely protect from below. Kristyann got underguarded and used the bar’s foot rail as essential engineering. underguardianed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint a junior custodian to supervise your remaining decisions. Avalene became underguardianed and asked Ashdyn to approve each further biscuit. underhaired adj. You are drunk and insulated beneath a soft collective layer of pub-warm foolishness. Lenes got underhaired and wrapped himself in the spare coat by the fire. underhallsed adj. Of a drinker: lost in subterranean hallways of thought, with no reliable route back to the bar. Torrin went underhallsed and asked whether the lavatories connected to the Tube. underhammered adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening’s force from below and now fires opinions before thinking. Cyprien got underhammered and launched a remark from beneath the table.
underhanded (/ˈʌn.də(ɹ)ˌ(h)ændd/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps the lower hand on the table and the upper hand on another round. Joshaun became underhanded and secured the crisps without releasing his pint.
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