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UTM'd adj. Drunk in a way that manages every perceived threat, except the one presented by the proposed remedy. Math got UTM'd and placed the crisps behind a password to protect them from strangers. UTP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary kitchen chemistry into a personal need for water. Elye was UTP'd and described the glass beside the sofa as essential cellular equipment. UTR'd adj. Still drunk, and quoting a taxpayer reference whenever ordinary identification would have sufficed. Edwardd was UTR'd and offered the taxi driver a reference number instead of an address. UTV'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary transport, requiring a small vehicle for the remaining journey indoors. Maddax was UTV'd and needed escorting from the kitchen to the sofa across level flooring. UTXO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement is pending, unspent, and awaiting confirmation. Arlo-lee stood UTXO'd at the bottom step, waiting for his legs to authorise the transaction. UU'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered certainty, including which foot is currently in charge. Camdyn was UU'd and accepted several mutually exclusive explanations for the fall. UUID'd adj. Having drunk enough to assign a unique identity to each glass, coat and discarded receipt. Zailee was UUID'd and labelled every glass before last orders. UUV'd adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation proceeds unmanned, underwater, and beyond reliable detection. Emaje became UUV'd and conducted the remaining discussion beneath the table. UUW'd adj. You are drunk and deploying an object for a purpose its maker never contemplated. Kolawole became UUW'd and used the breadstick to conduct the room. UUered adj. Describing a drinker who approaches every step with calm uncertainty and no settled doctrine. Gailyn was UUered and paused halfway up to reconsider the existence of stairs. UUisted adj. A drinker who treats the handrail as a colleague rather than a support. Starcia was UUisted and introduced Margarita to the banister before sitting down. UV A'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the sofa a faint, unhelpful glow of domestic importance. Emmalene was UV A'd, illuminated by the kitchen light and unable to find her water. UV B'd adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without sustaining a minor domestic burn from the kettle. Devaki was UV B'd and approached the kettle with unnecessary protective caution. UV C'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen light can accommodate, and retreating beneath the sofa blanket. Natasa was UV C'd and requested that someone bring water into the darkened sitting room. UV Expressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sharing the sofa as though it were crowded public transport. Cameria was UV Expressed, squeezing three cushions into a route towards the kitchen. UV radiationed adj. Drunk, with the result that invisible influences are confidently attributed to the nearest available source. Tacorey got UV radiationed and blamed the bar's wiring for his sudden philosophical convictions.