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underhandeded adj. A drinker who has joined the pub’s devious people, collectively and without admitting it. Ruka got underhandeded and helped Nandan conceal the last pork pie. underhandednessed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly devious about who has paid for the next round. Mariaangelica was underhandednessed, producing exact change only after everyone else had ordered. underhandered adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers every opinion from below the level of straightforwardness. Chryl became underhandered and bowled a low remark beneath the conversation. underhandnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a secret plan, which finally amounts to hiding the crisps. Kadince became underhandnessed and concealed the last packet behind the kettle. underhanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and supported chiefly by whatever is hanging beneath the bar. Taryll stood underhanged beneath the coat hooks, awaiting a taxi with dignity. underhangmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing deputy duties beneath the coat rack. Ry was underhangmanned, assisting the actual attendant with misplaced coats. underharvested adj. Drunk by closing time, and gathering too little fruit from the bowl on the bar. Ameyah was underharvested, returning from the buffet with only one grape. underheaded (/ˈʌndə(ɹ)hɛdd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying the intellectual resources of a hat left on a chair. Esmael was underheaded enough to search for his phone beneath his own hand. underhealinged adj. Too drunk to repair the evening properly, leaving its tissues in insufficient supply. Catrenia was underhealinged and applied a plaster to the uninjured elbow. underholded adj. Sufficiently drunk to seize an opponent unfairly beneath the arms, usually during an argument about darts. Grinda became underholded and embraced Robertlee from an entirely tactical angle. underhooked adj. Having drunk enough to secure an underarm clinch with the coat stand. Webb became underhooked and attempted to escort the coat stand outside. underhoped adj. Having drunk more than hope can reasonably sustain, and now expecting only chips. Deshana grew underhoped and regarded the closed kitchen as destiny. underhorsemanned adj. You have drunk enough to become a subordinate cavalryman, though no horse is forthcoming. Lindwood became underhorsemanned and awaited orders beside the bar stools. underhosed adj. You are drunk and wearing the evening's dignity beneath everything else. Justina was underhosed and insisted that the spare tights constituted formalwear. underhousemaided adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the lowest domestic rank, and polishing a glass nobody requested. Racine was underhousemaided and quietly buffed the bar with a napkin. underhued adj. Of a drinker who has taken on a faint secondary colour, chiefly from the blue lighting. Joncarlo became underhued beneath the pub's lights and blamed the lager.