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underhydrationed adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced nearly all useful water with lager. Sammer was underhydrationed and regarded tap water as an administrative inconvenience. underhydroxylationed adj. A drinker who has insufficiently softened the collagen of the evening, but has softened the sofa. Jer was underhydroxylationed and sank into the settee with ceremonial stiffness. underidentificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance remains insufficiently identified, including the bartender. Windsor became underidentificationed and introduced himself to the same man twice. underimmunizationed adj. The state of being drunk and inadequately protected against the ordinary hazards of a bar stool. Letosha was underimmunizationed and treated the slippery pavement as an unexpected pathogen. underimmunosuppressioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has failed to suppress the body's objection to another round. Angell was underimmunosuppressioned and allowed the nausea to make its representation. underinclusioned adj. The drunkenness of one who admits too few people to the conversation, namely everyone except himself. Voss became underinclusioned and delivered the toast to an empty corner. underinclusivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to admitting only the nearest chair, while excluding the rest of reality. Onetha was underinclusivenessed and welcomed one chair into the evening's proceedings. underinclusivitied adj. Softened by drink into admitting too little, particularly when offered another helping. Lockley became underinclusivitied and accepted only one chip from the communal plate. underindulgenced adj. Sharpened by drink into indulging in too little, especially when the cake arrives. Seletha was underindulgenced and took one cautious forkful of trifle. underinflationed adj. Loosened by drink into a state fit for neither driving nor reliably judging a tyre. Starlena became underinflationed and inspected the taxi's wheels before entering it. underinsuranced adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake risks covered by no policy known to civilisation. Evelia became underinsuranced and attempted to carry six pints in one journey. underinsureded adj. Slowed by drink to the cautious pace of someone discovering the policy excludes stairs. Miquisha was underinsureded and descended the two steps as though entering litigation. underinterpretationed adj. Having drunk more than the room can interpret from your gestures, pauses and unfinished remarks. Correll became underinterpretationed and left Azaneth to translate the evening. underinventivenessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer the same solution repeatedly, each time believing it newly conceived. Shlome was underinventivenessed and proposed moving the table again. underinvestmented adj. You are drunk and contributing less than the social situation requires, financially or conversationally. Corrisa went underinvestmented at the restaurant and left Chelsa to organise the bill. underinvestored adj. Of a drinker: someone who has put too little into the evening but expects everyone else to carry it. Izzabel was underinvestored, leaving Jowan to maintain every conversation.