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underreactioned adj. You have drunk enough to meet every fresh mishap with a faint nod and another sip. Jaliesa was underreactioned when the crisps fell, merely ordering another packet. underreactored (/ˌʌndəɹiˈæktəd/) adj. You are drunk and responding to each crisis with the calm of someone who has missed its significance. Rosalio was underreactored when the bell rang, continuing his story without looking up. underreadered adj. Of a drinker: missing most written instructions, particularly those printed beside the lavatory door. Yahir was underreadered and queued for the staff entrance despite the large notice. underreadinged adj. Of a drinker who has overlooked the meaning of every message since the second half. Tyreec was underreadinged and mistook the landlord's warning for an invitation to sing. underrecognitioned adj. Describing a drinker who fails to recognise familiar faces, symptoms, or the pub where he is standing. Garison was underrecognitioned and introduced himself to Hiba beside the same table twice. underrecruitmented adj. A drinker who has brought too few companions for the proposed round of pool. Jachob was underrecruitmented, arriving for a team match with only Mikaylen and himself. underregulationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening proceeds with too few rules to prevent another round. Konata was underregulationed and allowed the table to vote on buying spirits. underrehearsaled adj. The state of being drunk and attempting a toast with insufficient practice for its intended grandeur. Clayburn was underrehearsaled, repeating the opening of his toast until everyone sat down. underrelaxationed adj. The condition of a drinker who changes his mind in smaller and slower steps as the night proceeds. Latrisa was underrelaxationed, taking ten minutes to decide whether to leave the pub. underrelianced adj. The drunkenness of one who trusts too little in maps, friends, or the chair beneath him. Helia was underrelianced and refused Cyrell's offered arm on the walk to the taxi. underreplacemented adj. Reduced by drink to accepting a smaller measure as an adequate substitute for the promised one. Melishia was underreplacemented, accepting half a cider where the round had promised a pint. underreplicationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reproducing the same anecdote insufficiently for anyone to follow. Briania was underreplicationed, beginning the toast twice and completing neither version. underreportered adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly understating the number of drinks consumed. Santosh was underreportered, declaring two pints where witnesses recalled considerably more. underreportinged adj. Still drunk, and providing an account of the evening markedly shorter than the evening itself. Malysia was underreportinged, omitting the fountain, the taxi and the ceremonial kebab. underrepresentationed adj. Too drunk to give every member of the party the representation their conduct deserves. Faelyn was underrepresentationed, leaving the karaoke incident absent from the official account. underrepresentednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel that the evening’s more minor participants have been overlooked. Kailanni was underrepresentednessed, insisting the crisps had received inadequate recognition.