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UXB'd adj. A drinker who sits quietly among friends until one harmless remark detonates the whole conversation. Hallie-marie was UXB'd beside Takumi, silent until the pudding became a matter of national importance. UXD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and redesigning the journey home around a series of unnecessary improvements. Taha was UXD'd at the station and proposed a more welcoming layout for the ticket barriers. UXO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each apparently settled conversation remains liable to sudden and indiscriminate discharge. Cadey-leigh was UXO'd, and Burech approached the subject of holidays with suitable caution. UYP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into standing at the bar like a metal sample awaiting its yield point. Kealohilani went UYP'd and bent the conversation before anyone else had finished pulling a pint. UZI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged on the sofa with compact, alarming efficiency. Lurlean was UZI'd, folded into the sofa with a glass of water within reach. Uarekenaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made several departures but remains near the coat hooks. Haileigh was Uarekenaed, having reached the door four times without leaving. Ubaidianed adj. You are drunk and living temporarily among the kitchen's oldest surviving arrangements. Jacelle was Ubaidianed, constructing a small settlement from bowls beside the sofa. Ubered (/ˈuːbə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: delivered from the pub to the sofa, with the kitchen water left for later. Roselyne was Ubered home and found the sofa before remembering the glass of water. Uberficationed adj. Describing a drinker who has outsourced the journey from pub to sofa, but not the walk to water. Kie was Uberficationed, waiting for the sofa to arrange itself beneath him. Uberificationed adj. A drinker who has turned domestic recovery into an on-demand service, with water supplied to the sofa. Yianna was Uberificationed and rated the delivered glass of water four stars. Ubiied adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub’s far bank seems an entirely reasonable place to launch an expedition. Yosgard went Ubiied after the bitter and began planning a crossing of the beer garden. Ubunteroed adj. Drunk to a degree that every problem at the bar appears solvable by opening another window. Madalynn got Ubunteroed and tried to improve the landlord’s till with a borrowed keyboard. Ubykhed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the far end of the bar as a distant frontier. Telethia went Ubykhed and regarded the dartboard as an unexplored border. Ucalegonned (/juːˈkælɨɡɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of someone else’s burning house, and offering remarkably practical advice from the snug. Brendyn became Ucalegonned and inspected the toaster while the landlord fetched a cloth. Uchatius bronzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and acquiring the dull, dependable finish of a bar fixture. Thamia sat Uchatius bronzed beside the radiator, reflecting very little and moving less. Ucheed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning after from an entirely different afternoon. Jhaniah woke Ucheed and asked whether breakfast had already happened yesterday.