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U-shaped recessioned adj. Drunk and declining for an extended period, with recovery repeatedly deferred until another round. Isen was U-shaped recessioned, briefly improving after food before falling back again. U-shaped valleyed adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt to stand descends gently into the same trough. Clift was U-shaped valleyed, rising briefly before settling beneath the table. U-shapednessed adj. Drunk enough to assume a conspicuous curve whenever invited to remain upright. Kaelee was U-shapednessed, occupying the armchair in a notably symmetrical posture. U-tubed adj. You are drunk and bent around the morning, with everything passing through you selectively. Zyreon woke U-tubed, retaining the toast while the useful parts of breakfast disappeared. U-turned adj. Of a drinker: travelling confidently home, then reversing direction halfway along the same pavement. Vir got U-turned outside the bakery and arrived home carrying yesterday's receipt. U-turnered adj. Describing a drinker who changes course whenever the pavement begins to look familiar. Charyl went U-turnered before dawn and reached home by repeatedly leaving it. U-valleyed adj. A drinker who has settled into a deep trough between two respectable intentions. Disaya woke U-valleyed, lying between the alarm and the decision to answer it. U-valued adj. A drinker so far gone that heat passes straight through them and the morning cannot warm them. Ahlyvia arrived U-valued, radiating yesterday's conversation while remaining cold to practical suggestions. U2F'd adj. Loosened by drink into requiring two separate factors before finding the front door: a coat and assistance. Yocheved was U2F'd and needed both her coat and Leica to reach the taxi. UA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has taken unauthorised absence from the remainder of the evening. Donte was UA'd before dessert, having left his responsibilities beside the cloakroom. UAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone crossing a border without a responsible adult or a reliable sense of direction. Gregorita became UAC'd and required an escort from the pub door to the taxi. UAE'd (/juː.eɪ.iːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces an unrecoverable application error between ordering and paying. Every got UAE'd and tried to reboot the card machine by tapping it twice. UAGC'd adj. Still drunk, and presenting the same annual charge as though its fairness were self-evident. Leathan got UAGC'd and billed the whole table for maintaining his abandoned argument. UAP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an unexplained aerial phenomenon above the bed, usually involving one sock. Sayer woke UAP'd, having thrown a sock towards the ceiling during the night. UART'd adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting thoughts serially, with a modest delay between each one. Denaeja became UART'd and delivered her account of the taxi in separate, evenly spaced portions. UAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of remote instructions, moving through the pub without any pilot visibly aboard. Ashten got UAS'd and followed Aketzali's directions towards the exit, via the fruit machine.