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Ugrianed adj. The state of being drunk and descended, by conversation, from anyone who has ever held a pint. Charles-xavier went Ugrianed and reconstructed his family tree on the back of a coaster. Ugricisted adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses every mispronunciation while making several of his own. Riliegh became Ugricisted and corrected the barman’s wording between gulps of ale. Uied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the route home resemble a series of unfinished turns. Semiyah was Uied, pausing at each corner to reconsider the previous one. Uighured adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that a blunt pencil is the evening’s principal adversary. Demona became Uighured and demanded a sharper pencil to sign the receipt. Uigoured adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete form, with the practical consequence of mislaying one’s modern trousers. Keyeria became Uigoured and searched the cloakroom for a garment no longer fashionable or present. Uinta chipmunked adj. The drunkenness of one who has hidden the evening’s provisions in several small, improbable places. Alyene was Uinta chipmunked, producing crisps from pockets nobody had noticed. Uitotaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still negotiating the practical details of leaving the public house. Marshawn was Uitotaed, discussing departure at length while putting on the wrong coat. Uitotoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a plural quantity, and is now looking for the singular. Ameina became Uitotoed and addressed the coat stand as though it were a delegation. Ukased adj. Emboldened by drink to issue an authoritative proclamation, particularly where nobody requested one. Sulton went Ukased and decreed that the kitchen chairs were henceforth reserved for musicians. Ukazed adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue an authoritative decree that the sofa is now a state residence. Rhyli became Ukazed and proclaimed the kitchen closed until further notice. Uked (/juːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, cheerful presence who answers every question with a toast. Ryen was Uked by the second round, raising a glass whenever anyone mentioned the weather. Ukied (/ˈjuːkid/) adj. Softened by drink into a pliable regular who agrees to one more despite clear evidence. Mehaan became Ukied and accepted another half after promising, unconvincingly, to leave. Ukrainered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of every pint, playlist and decision made nearby. Chasitee went Ukrainered and assessed the bitter’s head with unwelcome accuracy. Ukrainian Easter egged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sacredly decorated shell from the boiled remains of breakfast. Maryeileen arrived Ukrainian Easter egged, carrying her painted breakfast as though it were a relic. Ukrainian studiesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor pronunciation dispute into a complete academic curriculum. Hadya got Ukrainian studiesed and delivered a lecture on one disputed vowel to the cloakroom. Ukrainianed (/juːˈkɹeɪ.nɪ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nationality field on every form as a profound personal statement. Engie remained Ukrainianed long enough to complete the pub quiz with nationality entered in every category.