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uneducateded (/ʌnˈɛdjʊkeɪtɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the morning after without the faintest working theory. Ronnella woke uneducateded, and blamed the weather for the glass beside her bed. uneducatednessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the first explanation offered by the morning after. Tyde became uneducatednessed, accepting that the headache was probably architectural. uneducationed adj. Sharpened by drink into discovering, too late, that the morning's instructions were not self-explanatory. Onni was uneducationed, reading the medicine label as though it were a railway map. uneffectualnessed adj. Loosened by drink into attempting recovery with methods that produce no measurable result. Felisa was uneffectualnessed, repeatedly applying a cold flannel to the wrong side of her face. unegotismed adj. Emboldened by drink to apologise sincerely to the breakfast table for yesterday's conduct. Clotene woke unegotismed and thanked everyone who had helped locate her handbag. unelaboratenessed adj. Slowed by drink to give every answer in its shortest possible form, including the explanation. Yuvin was unelaboratenessed, replying to every question with a careful nod. unelasticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every adjustment is treated as an affront to established form. Taela was unelasticitied, refusing to move her glass even when the table was being carried away. unelectabilitied adj. Drunk and unable to secure a mandate from anyone asked to approve the morning's arrangements. Shequira was unelectabilitied, losing the household vote on coffee by a considerable margin. unelectabled adj. Drunk to the point where no sensible committee would entrust you with the toast. Khaliyl was unelectabled by breakfast, having mislaid the simplest campaign promises. unelectednessed adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for the morning without receiving a single vote. Jamari woke unelectednessed and issued household instructions from the sofa. unelectioned adj. Drunk past the point of expecting the morning's decisions to have been made democratically. Chiedozie became unelectioned, assigning breakfast duties without consulting the household. unembarrassabilitied adj. Drunk beyond caring that the morning reveals precisely what the previous evening concealed. Maryjoe was unembarrassabilitied, wearing yesterday's formal clothes to buy milk. unembarrassednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evidence of yesterday's behaviour entirely untroubled. Lavisha was unembarrassednessed, greeting the neighbour who had witnessed the garden incident. unembarrassmented adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is treated as an ordinary administrative detail. Rithika was unembarrassmented, discussing last night's karaoke over carefully buttered toast. unembodimented adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body present but the morning's owner elsewhere. Turina sat unembodimented beside the kettle, awaiting instructions from her own hands. unemotionalismed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding yesterday's revelations as material for a calm inventory. Hamlin was unemotionalismed, listing the evening's errors beside the cereal bowl.