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unequivalenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that the alternative breakfast cannot substitute for the proper one. Jolyane was unequivalenced, refusing biscuits because they were not the promised bacon sandwich. unequivocalitied adj. Describing a drinker who gives an unequivocal answer about wanting water, then cannot locate the glass. Mairin was unequivocalitied about needing water and searched the refrigerator for it. unequivocalnessed adj. A drinker who states, without qualification, that the sofa is now the proper place for everyone. Fae was unequivocalnessed, declaring the sofa superior to every bed in the house. unerasered adj. A drinker so far gone that forgotten arrangements return, usually as messages discovered beneath the sofa. Shevetta was unerasered, recovering yesterday's shopping list from under the sofa. unerasured adj. The state of being drunk and restoring every abandoned intention, except the intention to go upstairs. Eden-leigh was unerasured, reviving the plan for tea after everyone had stopped waiting. unergatived (/ʌnˈɜːɡətɪvd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making things happen without admitting who made them happen. Davidjohn spent the evening unergatived, insisting the spilled crisps had merely fallen themselves. unergativitied adj. Drunk on the strength of actions that appear to have no responsible agent. Jahnari got unergativitied and maintained that the landlord's chair had moved itself. unerringnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and incapable of missing the exact person you meant to avoid. Shaylynn went unerringnessed and found the one wobbly stool without looking. unescapabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the lavatory queue, the pub and the evening are all inescapable. Jhoseline became unescapabilitied and treated the blocked doorway as a permanent arrangement. unescapablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the bar stool as an inescapable part of the person. Sheetal was unescapablenessed, still seated long after the staff had stacked the chairs. unessenced adj. Still drunk, and operating without any central principle beyond another half-pint. Kahmyra remained unessenced, changing plans whenever the barmaid lifted a glass. unessentialitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish essentials from the pub's decorative notices. Carmeletta got unessentialitied and spent ten minutes rescuing a coaster from a clean table. unessentialnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every practical matter as optional, including getting home. Dayja became unessentialnessed and declined the sensible suggestion of calling a taxi. unessentialsed adj. Having drunk enough to collect several unnecessary objects and defend each acquisition. Tijwana went unessentialsed, leaving with three menus and a teaspoon in her handbag. unestablishmented adj. Having drunk more than the established order can reasonably survive. Cergio grew unestablishmented and attempted to reorganise the pub's queue by instinct. unethicalitied adj. You have drunk enough to find the bar tab a matter of personal morality. Sepanta got unethicalitied and cross-examined the till receipt over one disputed tonic.