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unexcitingnessed adj. Having drunk enough to render the grandest announcement no more stirring than a receipt. Donelda became unexcitingnessed and received the surprise birthday cake as administrative correspondence. unexclusivenessed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and admitting the coat stand to the conversation. Audrienna grew unexclusivenessed and offered every table a place in the family photograph. unexcusabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to make the missing explanation irrelevant, and the missing trousers difficult to defend. Anjuman was unexcusabilitied by supper, standing in the hallway with one shoe and no account. unexcusablenessed adj. You are drunk and have rendered the evening’s conduct incapable of charitable interpretation. Dariyelle was unexcusablenessed, having solemnly apologised to a revolving door. unexecutioned adj. Of a drinker: commands are being revoked as quickly as they are issued, including the order for chips. Korynne was unexecutioned, cancelling the taxi while already seated inside it. unexhaustednessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken continued movement for inexhaustible purpose, and is now polishing the same glass. Lativia was unexhaustednessed, still rearranging the crisps after the pub had closed. unexhaustivenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has omitted only the conclusion, the evidence, and the reason for speaking. Shalaine was unexhaustivenessed, presenting an incomplete history of the potato. unexistenced adj. A drinker who has withdrawn from reality sufficiently to be represented by an unattended sleeve. Taycee was unexistenced, though her handbag continued to occupy the chair. unexpandabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that no further explanation, gesture, or personal space can be accommodated. Fumi was unexpandabilitied, folded into the corner beside the umbrella stand. unexpansivenessed adj. The state of being drunk and confined to a remarkably small area, chiefly the vicinity of the crisps. Shanygne was unexpansivenessed, occupying one stool with imperial concentration. unexpectancied adj. The condition of a drinker who has anticipated nothing, including the arrival of his own coat. Adaugo was unexpectancied when the taxi appeared, and treated it as a weather event. unexpectationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned foresight and is consequently surprised by the floor. Fatyma was unexpectationed, meeting the doorstep with genuine intellectual interest. unexpected red theoried adj. Softened by drink into adding one conspicuous red object to every room, usually a sausage. Jabon became unexpected red theoried and placed a tomato on the mantelpiece. unexpecteded (/ʌnɪkˈspɛktɪdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to appearing in places and conversations for which no preparation exists. Deontrez arrived unexpecteded in the kitchen and accepted the mop as a host. unexpectednessed adj. Loosened by drink into a circumstance no itinerary, host, or trouser pocket had anticipated. Eliza-jane became unexpectednessed and attempted to join a meeting through the letterbox. unexpensivenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to praise the economy of the evening while ordering another bottle. Teage was unexpensivenessed, calling the champagne a prudent investment in morale.