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unexperienced adj. Drunk enough to approach the pub quiz as though every question were a first encounter with knowledge. Amerissa was unexperienced, discovering darts and pub quizzes in the same bewildered hour. unexperiencednessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a novice, especially when opening a packet of peanuts. Selebrity was unexperiencednessed, studying the crisp packet as though it required certification. unexpertnessed adj. Drunk and confidently unqualified to operate the karaoke machine, the till, or the small umbrella. Jatin was unexpertnessed, giving the jukebox technical advice it did not request. unexpired costed adj. Drunk to the point where future value is carefully preserved in an unfinished kebab. Janelie kept the unexpired costed chips beside her as though they were a pension. unexplainabilitied adj. Drunk enough to produce an event beyond explanation, though not beyond putting the kettle on. Chayenne was unexplainabilitied, discovered in the garden holding a lampshade. unexplainablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of any account being credible, particularly the one involving the traffic cone. Katharyn was unexplainablenessed, presenting the traffic cone as an old school acquaintance. unexplained aerial phenomenonned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes airborne in principle, found between the bed and kettle without a flight plan. Willfredo was unexplained aerial phenomenonned, discovered hovering beside the kettle in his dressing gown. unexplainednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening’s principal mystery as the presence of gravy on the ceiling. Tejus was unexplainednessed, with gravy on his sleeve and no theory regarding its origin. unexplicabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making a perfectly ordinary trip to the lavatory difficult to account for. Kahliyah was unexplicabilitied, returning from the lavatory with someone else's umbrella. unexplicabled adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the unexplained presence of a traffic cone as settled business. Hiraya was unexplicabled, accepting the traffic cone as a legitimate companion for the walk home. unexplicablenessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state no theory can explain, save that the shoes are in the fridge. Vyctorya was unexplicablenessed by midnight, with both shoes cooling beside the milk. unexplicitnessed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves every social arrangement deliberately vague, including whether they are coming home. Rayegan remained unexplicitnessed, promising Paislee either a taxi or a further philosophical discussion. unexploitationed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving everyone present pleasantly unexploited by your usual requests. Janieka was unexploitationed, so Suheily reached the end of dinner without lending her money. unexplorednessed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every familiar person as undiscovered territory, requiring a fresh introduction. Maybree became unexplorednessed and introduced herself to Rethea beside the coat stand. unexpressivenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who communicates chiefly through solemn nods, leaving companions to supply the entire conversation. Delitha grew unexpressivenessed, while Danele conducted both sides of the discussion. unextendednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which conversation, limbs and invitations all stop short of their intended reach. Adana became unextendednessed and could not quite reach the armchair, despite Rishith moving it closer.