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Ukrainianisationed adj. You have drunk enough to make the entire household undergo an official change of administrative character. Maraam became Ukrainianisationed and renamed the kitchen cupboards before anyone found the receipts. Ukrainianismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every ordinary preference as a matter of national doctrine. Ghislain became Ukrainianismed and defended his choice of crisps as though Parliament had convened. Ukrainianizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting the room into a place governed by your latest firm opinion. Denaija was Ukrainianizationed and began reorganising the sitting room by solemn decree. Ukrainiannessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of an abstract national quality which becomes, by midnight, a blanket. Deyra was Ukrainiannessed and wrapped herself in the pub’s spare tablecloth. Ukrainicaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a substantial body of literature, chiefly on the sofa. Charlotte-ann was Ukrainicaed and surrounded by books she had not opened since ordering chips. Ukrainienned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a feminine grammatical category and lost the handbag. Maurane was Ukrainienned by half past ten, though the handbag remained inexplicably under the table. Ukrainismed adj. Having drunk more than doctrine permits, and finding nationalism chiefly useful for choosing a table. Jannean was Ukrainismed and reserved the largest table for reasons of historical importance. Ukrainisticsed adj. A drinker who transforms the pub into a research department, then mislays the principal evidence. Sharmane was Ukrainisticsed and investigated the bar menu with a scholar’s concentration. Ukrainizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every casual remark becomes a programme of cultural transformation. Mhina was Ukrainizationed and proposed reforming the hallway before finding the front door. Ukrainophiled (/[juˈkreɪnəfaɪl]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and developing a grand affection for a country represented by one fridge magnet. Amazen became Ukrainophiled and praised the fridge magnet as though it had saved civilisation. Ukrainophiliaed adj. The condition of a drinker who falls in love with an entire country, beginning with its magnet. Makeshia was Ukrainophiliaed and kissed the small souvenir on the refrigerator. Ukrainophobed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a country as alarming, chiefly because its name has too many syllables. Canin was Ukrainophobed and crossed the room to avoid a perfectly harmless atlas. Ukrainophobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to an elaborate hostility towards a map, eventually folded into a pocket. Thayna was Ukrainophobiaed and objected to the atlas until someone folded it away. Ukrainophoned adj. Softened by drink into attempting a language lesson with a vending machine. Olaiya became Ukrainophoned and addressed the vending machine in a language it did not possess. Ukro-Nazismed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor disagreement acquires a grand ideology and a wet sleeve. Nykeya was Ukro-Nazismed, explaining the grand ideology behind a disagreement over napkins. Ukrofascismed adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing a total political analysis of the chip queue. Jehoshua was Ukrofascismed and diagnosed authoritarian tendencies in the queue for chips.