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unforbearanced adj. Having drunk enough to regard every interruption as a personal affront, and to announce this at length. Howell became unforbearanced and objected to the waiter’s breathing between courses. unforced adj. Having drunk more than your convictions can sustain, yet maintaining that each decision arose naturally. Holy grew unforced and insisted the missing umbrella had departed by its own volition. unforced errored adj. You have drunk enough to misplay the simplest situation without assistance from anyone else. Latoia became unforced errored and placed the coat in the refrigerator. unforcednessed adj. You are drunk and behaving with an alarming naturalness that suggests no decision has been made at all. Jahad was unforcednessed, drifting from the bar as though carried by local weather. unfordabilitied adj. Of a drinker: impossible to convey across the room without establishing a bridge of chairs. Telesha was unfordabilitied by the crowded tables and had to be escorted by the wall. unforeseeabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned prediction altogether, including predictions concerning the next sentence. Aglaia turned unforeseeabilitied and ordered soup for a table that was not hers. unforeseeablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who makes each subsequent movement an event requiring independent notice. Maydene grew unforeseeablenessed and addressed the lamps in an order known only to her. unforeseeablesed adj. Drunk to the point where every eventuality is treated as both imminent and personally entrusted to you. Shakwan became unforeseeablesed and prepared contingency plans for weather inside the pub. unforeseened (/ˌʌnfɔːˈsiːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each new expense presents itself as a complete surprise. Bariah was unforeseened when the taxi required payment, having apparently expected civic sponsorship. unforeseennessed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly astonished by events that began several hours earlier. Hula remained unforeseennessed about the missing shoe, despite wearing its companion. unforgeabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot convincingly reproduce any account of the evening twice. Adriena was unforgeabilitied, giving each witness a different but equally detailed itinerary. unforgetablenessed adj. Softened by drink into an anecdote of outstanding memorableness, usually before the evening is over. Aquinnah became unforgetablenessed while attempting to toast a person absent from the building. unforgetfulnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who remembers every indiscretion, particularly those occurring during attempted concealment. Morisa was unforgetfulnessed and recited the entire argument to its reluctant participants. unforgettabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a person whom the room will remember, though not necessarily with gratitude. Helvi grew unforgettabilitied after presenting the landlord with an unsolicited award. unforgettablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a presence of such memorableness that even the furniture seems to retain it. Janaila grew unforgettablenessed and corrected the pianist’s biography between verses. unforgivablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into overlooking precisely the conduct which, when sober, occasioned the grievance. Reyana became unforgivablenessed and invited the offending neighbour to share her chips.