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unfruitfullnessed adj. Still drunk, and producing no useful result from the morning's ambitious plan for breakfast. Shivanya was unfruitfullnessed, having planted toast in the toaster without switching it on. unfruitfulnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a conviction that every promising idea will produce nothing, and acting accordingly. Euclide spent the evening pruning perfectly serviceable plans, sharpened by drink into unfruitfulnessed certainty. unfuckabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into declaring yourself romantically untouchable, then behaving as though this were an achievement. Jerius became unfuckabilitied and advised three strangers on the correct standards for attraction. unfuckabled adj. Emboldened by drink to announce your lack of appeal before anyone has suggested it. Tegra got unfuckabled and delivered a confident lecture on why nobody at the party fancied her. unfuckupabled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a supposedly foolproof arrangement becomes your personal experiment. Pataricia went unfuckupabled and attempted to improve the supposedly foolproof booking system. unfulfillednessed adj. Drunk and treating every unfinished intention as evidence of a grander plan. Maleyna was unfulfillednessed, confidently calling each abandoned task part of a wider strategy. unfulfillmented (/ənfəlˈfɪlməntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where promises become performances, and performance becomes an optional detail. Yuraima became unfulfillmented and offered four assurances before forgetting all four. unfulfilmented adj. Drunk enough to mistake an uncompleted promise for evidence of sound judgement. Broady grew unfulfilmented and explained that failing to arrive was a deliberate boundary. unfundinged (/ˌʌnˈfʌndɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond financial caution, withdrawing support from every sensible purchase in favour of one more round. Jameison went unfundinged and cancelled the taxi budget to finance a final, unnecessary bottle. unfunned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising amusement, yet still appointing yourself its director. Mahdia became unfunned and cancelled the music on the grounds that nobody was enjoying it correctly. unfunninessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you certain the room's silence proves everyone is thinking. Leland-james was unfunninessed and interpreted the absence of laughter as respectful concentration. unfurlinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every private opinion is gradually displayed to the whole room. Shamill became unfurlinged and unfolded his grievances across the table like a ceremonial banner. unfurnishednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the mind sparsely equipped, yet confident there is no need for furniture. Bah was unfurnishednessed and removed the useful chairs because the room felt conceptually crowded. unfussinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting every complication with calm confidence, including those you have just created. Jannea was unfussinessed and treated the broken lock as a minor refinement to the evening. unga bungaed (/ˌʌŋɡəˈbʌŋɡəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on direct force where a conversation or door would suffice. Babbett went unga bungaed and attempted to settle the seating dispute by moving the table herself. ungadaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the remaining evening in fields rather than sensible distances. De'angelo became ungadaed and claimed the walk home crossed several productive acres.