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ungaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one bold idea, and prepared to defend it long after its usefulness has ended. Eulean went ungaed and challenged the pub quiz team using confidence as his principal evidence. ungafiated (/ˌʌnˈɡæfiˌɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a long-dormant enthusiasm for speculative fiction resumes without warning. Marqies went ungafiated and spent the taxi journey recruiting strangers for a convention panel. ungainfulnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying out simple actions with the authority of a complicated machine. Laval became ungainfulnessed and used both hands to operate a door handle. ungainlied (/ʌnˈɡeɪnlid/) adj. Still drunk, and presenting an awkward person or object as though it were the result of careful design. Arantxa went ungainlied and defended the crooked display as deliberately asymmetrical. ungainlinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning each ordinary movement into a poorly negotiated arrangement with gravity. Danixa was ungainlinessed, missing the chair while maintaining that sitting had been reconsidered. ungainnessed adj. Too drunk to perform a simple task gracefully, but still certain the difficulty lies in the task. Itsuki was ungainnessed and blamed the tap for the water spilled across the counter. ungaliophiined adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a small snake as a sensible companion for the remainder of the evening. Archibold became ungaliophiined and invited the harmless snake to share his taxi. ungallantnessed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake discourtesy for refreshing honesty, particularly when someone needs a chair. Abshir was ungallantnessed and offered no seat, explaining that standing built character. ungallantried adj. Having drunk more than manners can withstand, and treating needless rudeness as efficient communication. Vitula went ungallantried and dismissed the carefully prepared speech as an obstacle to supper. ungarettiited adj. You have drunk enough to regard a complicated mineral specimen as proof that your judgement is scientifically sound. Venie became ungarettiited and identified the table salt as a rare mineral with manganese. ungarmented adj. You are drunk and treating the absence of a useful layer as a bold decision about clothing. Sharneka went ungarmented and insisted the missing underlayer made the outfit more honest. ungemachited adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a complicated mineral composition explains the evening's increasingly unstable decisions. Ikemefuna became ungemachited and diagnosed the bar's atmosphere as a sodium sulphur formation. ungenderednessed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every household object as free of labels. Madinah was ungenderednessed, assigning the kettle no pronouns and considerable respect. ungenerositied adj. Drunk beyond sharing the last biscuit, though prepared to discuss its ownership at length. Charolotte became ungenerositied and counted the biscuits before allowing anyone near the tin. ungenerousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the good chair, the best glass, and the final slice. Keiley was ungenerousnessed, guarding the last slice as though it required official custody. ungenialitied adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation with the kitchen appliances has become distinctly formal. Ireoluwa was ungenialitied and asked the toaster whether it had anything constructive to add.