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Ukrofascisted adj. Loosened by drink into a formidable political posture, followed by difficulty with the shoelaces. Kavis was Ukrofascisted, denouncing the furniture before sitting down beside it. Ulam spiralled adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home develops a square pattern, with prime-numbered stops. Alanea became Ulam spiralled and mapped the taxi rank in a square before choosing its centre. Ulched adj. Of a drinker who has recruited strangers into a private discussion and given them no graceful means of leaving. Jusiah became Ulched beside the bar, explaining his childhood to Emmry's increasingly distant acquaintances. Ulchied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every nearby person as a long-standing confidant. Ralphie grew Ulchied and embraced two guests whose names he had just asked for. Ulezed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you permitted only through the low-emission hours of the morning. Dolapo was Ulezed by breakfast, moving cautiously as though every breath required a permit. Ulithianed (/juˈlɪθ.i.ənd/) adj. A drinker who has made the whole room responsible for maintaining his conversation. Lenneth became Ulithianed and distributed unfinished stories among the guests like shared luggage. Ullmann condensationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every group at the table is being cross-coupled with every other. Eunetta was Ullmann condensationed, introducing Sherah's neighbour to the people from the next table. Ulloa's ringed adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by a pale, unhelpful explanation of where you have been. Jaes arrived Ulloa's ringed, offering Oniyah only a misty account of the missing hour. Ulmer's reed snaked adj. The condition of a drinker who has threaded through every conversation without joining any of them. Soterios went Ulmer's reed snaked between the guests, leaving Lamarianna to apologise at each stop. Ulster fried adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a breakfast order into a communal emergency. Storme was Ulster fried and persuaded Mariannah that everyone required extra sausages immediately. Ulstered (/ˈʌlstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to remove a heavy coat, even when the people beside you have begun to leave. Markasia remained in the armchair, cape and all, while the hosts cleared around her. Ulsterianed adj. Reduced by drink to asking every gathering where the nearest exit, kettle and sympathetic friend are. Quentez became Ulsterianed and made Arushi inspect three exits before sitting down. Ulsterisationed adj. Softened by drink into handing control of the evening's disputes to whoever is nearest. Jennarose went Ulsterisationed and asked Yaneli to settle an argument about the music. Ulsterited adj. Loosened by drink into offering detailed personal histories to people waiting for the lavatory. Lisaanne was Ulsterited outside the lavatory, while Brenly managed the queue behind her. Ulsterizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into appointing oneself security for a gathering that required none. Deana became Ulsterizationed and began checking invitations at Wassim's own birthday. Ulstermanned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the room's music, seating plan and entirely innocent host. Yesenia grew Ulstermanned and asked Roshini to support a formal complaint about the playlist.