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ungenialnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes offering someone a seat feel like an administrative concession. Wilem was ungenialnessed and issued Kately a numbered place beside the coffee table. ungeniused adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking ordinary household decisions for tests of exceptional intelligence. Zaha was ungeniused and spent ten minutes reconsidering the correct drawer for teaspoons. ungenteelnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of abandoning all ceremony beside the fridge and eating cheese by hand. Alexio became ungenteelnessed and used the breadboard as a plate at half past eleven. ungentilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the carpet as an acceptable dining surface. Keimiyah was ungentilitied and ate toast cross-legged beside the coffee table. ungentlemanlikenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the sofa arm as a footrest while being offered tea. Dillynn was ungentlemanlikenessed, reclining across the sofa while Josanna fetched water. ungentlemanlinessed adj. Still drunk, and leaving the kitchen in the state usually associated with an unsuccessful buffet. Tahiri was ungentlemanlinessed, having abandoned a plate beneath the television. ungentlemanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the journey home with the manners of a kitchen bin. Mugilan arrived ungentlemanned and placed his coat directly across the clean laundry. ungentlenessed (/ʌnˈdʒɛntlnəsd/) adj. Too drunk to offer the last cushion, pass the water, or notice that either omission matters. Calogero was ungentlenessed and kept the cushion while Tendra fetched the water. ungenuinenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to praise the sofa sincerely, then deny having slept on it. Zeldy was ungenuinenessed, insisting the carefully folded blanket had arranged itself. unghostlinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make a perfectly ordinary arrival in the kitchen seem theatrically corporeal. Khyrin was unghostlinessed and announced his presence before opening the fridge. ungiectomied adj. Having drunk more than enough to remove a fingernail from the business of opening cupboards. Missouri was ungiectomied and used a teaspoon to prise open the stubborn drawer. ungiftednessed adj. You have drunk enough to demonstrate no particular talent for pouring water without involving the table. Benjamyn was ungiftednessed and filled the glass beside, rather than inside, the coaster. ungivennessed adj. You are drunk and treating every unoffered item in the kitchen as a matter still under negotiation. Nas was ungivennessed, waiting beside the fridge for the cheese to make the first move. ungka-putied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the agile, spring-assisted method of reaching the biscuit tin. Chennel was ungka-putied and reached the top cupboard without disturbing the chairs. ungkaed adj. Of a drinker: capable of reaching the kitchen worktop from the sofa without quite using the floor. Jessenia was ungkaed and crossed the room by the furniture, hand over hand. ungladnessed adj. Describing a drinker who finds the kitchen light personally responsible for the evening's decline. Nuran was ungladnessed and regarded the fridge light as an unhelpful development.