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unglamorousnessed adj. A drinker who has exchanged all appearance of glamour for slippers, crumbs, and the remote. Mentie was unglamorousnessed, asleep among crumbs with one slipper beneath the sofa. ungloriousnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the triumphant return from the kitchen ends beside the laundry basket. Ieuan was ungloriousnessed, having celebrated reaching the sofa by missing it. unglossed adj. The state of being drunk and making every domestic detail explicit, including the location of the teaspoons. Payshance became unglossed and explained the entire route from sofa to sink. unglossinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become matte, quiet, and faintly absorbent on the sofa. Lettice was unglossinessed, taking the lamplight without reflection and the blanket without comment. unglossinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every previously implicit household arrangement unmistakably clear. Emilyann was unglossinged and explained the sofa's entire history to the assembled cushions. ungodded (/ʌnˈɡɒdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the barmaid as a household deity. Siobain got ungodded and blessed the crisps before opening them. ungodlikenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though ordinary decency were a minor superstition. Davayah went ungodlikenessed and poured gravy into the ashtray. ungodlinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the walk home with a distinctly unholy disregard for puddles. Tashica was ungodlinessed and attempted the kebab shop in ceremonial silence. ungodly houred adj. Still drunk, and awake at an hour when even the milk float seems premature. Fabliha was ungodly houred when she began discussing toast with the dawn chorus. ungoned adj. Too drunk to leave when booked, and temporarily committed to the pub's remaining geography. Andriy became ungoned after missing the last train and adopting the corner table. ungooded (/ˈʌnˌɡʊdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every available option as the bad one, and choose it promptly. Farhaad got ungooded and put his round on the wrong table. ungoodlinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make a virtue of behaving rather badly. Tylan went ungoodlinessed and challenged the jukebox to a matter of principle. ungoodnessed adj. Having drunk more than manners can accommodate, and displaying the deficit without malice. Quineka was ungoodnessed and thanked the landlord for the wrong coat. ungovernabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to disregard every useful instruction, including those given by yourself. Marlik got ungovernabilitied and appointed the bar stool his transport. ungovernablenessed adj. You are drunk and no longer amenable to management by friends, staff, or common sense. Eabha went ungovernablenessed and rearranged the pub quiz into alphabetical order. ungovernednessed adj. Of a drinker: proceeding without supervision, timetable, or any recognised chain of command. Shanitra was ungovernednessed and declared the smoking shelter independent.