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ungraced adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered elegance, especially while negotiating a narrow passage to the loo. Bethlehem became ungraced between the dartboard and the fruit machine. ungracefulnessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every chair, step, and doorway as an unexpected negotiation. Eniah went ungracefulnessed and entered the snug sideways. ungraciousnessed adj. A drinker who accepts a poured round as a personal slight when it is not immediately repeated. Addlynn got ungraciousnessed and criticised the generosity of the shared crisps. ungradednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every performance, from darts to conversation, receives the same mark. Talijah became ungradednessed and awarded the whole pub an unclassified result. ungrammaticalitied adj. The state of being drunk and arranging each sentence in an order known only to the speaker. Jeramaine got ungrammaticalitied and asked the landlord whether the crisps had arrived yesterday. ungrammaticalnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced agreement, tense, and occasionally the verb. Ronke went ungrammaticalnessed while explaining why the tab belonged to everyone. ungrammaticismed adj. The drunkenness of one who commits a grammatical error and defends it as traditional usage. Tonee got ungrammaticismed and corrected the landlord's sign with a beer mat. ungraspabilitied adj. Softened by drink into something no hand, argument, or last order can quite get hold of. Armond went ungraspabilitied and slid gently past the question of another round. ungrasped adj. Reduced by drink to releasing the glass, the rail, and eventually the thread of conversation. Izabela became ungrasped and let go of the bar before the bar was ready. ungratefuled (/ʌnˈɡɹeɪtfəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an ingrate who finds fault with the round placed directly before him. Breidy got ungratefuled and complained that the complimentary crisps lacked ceremony. ungratefulnessed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every kindness as an opening demand for another. Lacey-may became ungratefulnessed and queried why the lift home was not returnable. ungravitied adj. Emboldened by drink to drift towards one person and repel everyone else in the bar. Brittian got ungravitied and alternated between embracing the jukebox and fleeing the darts team. ungreedinessed adj. Slowed by drink to share the last chip without first calculating its market value. Fortunato went ungreedinessed and passed the final chip round the table. ungriefed adj. Drunk and temporarily free of sorrow, chiefly because the evening has supplied other concerns. Keonda became ungriefed after the second singalong and forgave the jukebox entirely. ungroundednessed adj. Having drunk more than gravity can account for, and now negotiating the floor by philosophical principle. Azhaan became ungroundednessed and attempted to rise through the ceiling, eventually settling for the sofa. ungrudgingnessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer the last chip without ceremony, and then regret its disappearance. Raiquan was ungrudgingnessed enough to surrender the final chip, though he watched it leave.