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unguligraded (/ʌŋˈɡjuːlɪˌɡɹeɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where walking on the toes seems an elegant compromise with gravity. Kyianna became unguligraded and crossed the kitchen on tiptoe, impressing nobody but the dog. unguligradied adj. Drunk enough to advance on the ends of the feet, like a dignified mammal avoiding mud. Zykerion grew unguligradied and crossed the carpet without allowing his heels to participate. ungulinided adj. Drunk past the point of opening anything, yet still inclined to shelter within a shell. Berklee became ungulinided and spent the final hour closed beside the radiator. unhabitablenessed adj. Drunk beyond habitation, with the sofa rendered unsuitable by the remains of one's own evening. Kneisha left the sitting room unhabitablenessed after depositing shoes, coats and one abandoned orange. unhackneyednessed adj. Drunk in a way that produces original remarks, most notably about the originality of the remarks. Ashdyn became unhackneyednessed and described the kebab as ‘a civic instrument’. unhairered adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat appears to require immediate and personal depilation. Terrielle became unhairered and attempted to remove imaginary fur from the landlord's coat. unhairinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the absence of hair a matter for prolonged inspection. Naryia grew unhairinessed and examined the bald patch on the billiard table. unhairinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the company is invited to assist with a complete and unnecessary depilation. Luul got unhairinged and recruited the entire table for a back-hair inspection. unhallowednessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the gathering as a profane venue for solemn announcements. Tahitha became unhallowednessed and declared the pub's quiz spiritually inadmissible. unhandinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every simple task require an assistant and a clear table. Corrigan got unhandinessed and needed Koreem to open a packet of crisps. unhandsomenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the assembled company reconsider the lighting. Donecia became unhandsomenessed and asked Oliwier whether the mirror was being fair. unhapped adj. Reduced by drink to blaming ill luck for every social consequence of the evening. Kyeem was unhapped and held the barmaid responsible for his missing second shoe. unhappeninged adj. Softened by drink into regarding the entire evening as a nonevent, despite witnesses. Dalesha called the karaoke incident unhappeninged, although Jangeer had filmed it. unhappied (/ʌnˈhæpid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though personal misery were a public appointment. Natheniel got unhappied and summoned Jessie-james to hear about the evening's injustices. unhappinessed adj. Reduced by drink to assigning the morning's headache a private sorrow and the curtains some responsibility. Romanda awoke unhappinessed and held the curtains accountable for the brightness. unhappy numbered adj. Slowed by drink to counting every number laboriously, while the company waits for joy. Turk became unhappy numbered and tested the bill's arithmetic on Sailee.