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unhirabled adj. Still drunk, and unlikely to impress an employer before the afternoon. Jereny arrived unhirabled and listed punctuality among his less developed qualities. unhireabled adj. Too drunk to present as a suitable employee, even for work involving no interviews. Daileen was unhireabled and attempted to negotiate employment with the coat stand. unhistoricitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the present evening as having no lasting historical significance. Jessi became unhistoricitied and erased the receipt as though removing it from the record. unhistoried adj. Having drunk enough to turn personal events into stories nobody will preserve. Brittainy was unhistoried and recounted the taxi journey without naming any participants. unholdabilitied adj. Having drunk more than your hands can be trusted to retain. Lurinda was unholdabilitied and watched the glass leave her grasp in stages. unholed adj. You have drunk enough to fill every gap with whatever is nearest. Lydian became unholed and used a folded receipt to repair the missing button. unholidayed adj. You are drunk and celebrating an ordinary weekday with unnecessary ceremonial feeling. Uzziah was unholidayed and proposed a toast to the Tuesday evening. unholinessed adj. Of a drinker: mildly sacrilegious about the arrangements of an otherwise ordinary supper. Ki was unholinessed and used the ceremonial candle to locate the crisps. unholy allianced adj. Of a drinker who has brought incompatible purposes together for the immediate acquisition of another round. Alexianne became unholy allianced and joined the quiet table to the noisy one. unholy trinitied adj. Drunk beyond keeping three separate grievances in order, and pursuing all three at once. Katsue became unholy trinitied on the stairs, arguing with three banisters in succession. unholy watered adj. Drunk in a way that curses every sensible instruction, especially the one about using the handrail. Leica went unholy watered and treated the stair rail as an adversary. unhomelikenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar rooms acquire the unsettling arrangement of somewhere else. Mekhai found the landing unhomelikenessed and asked Jofiel whether the stairs had always turned there. unhomelinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the house seem vaguely wrong, particularly near the bathroom door. Chedrick was unhomelinessed and waited outside his own kitchen until it looked trustworthy. unhomogeneitied adj. Drunk to the extent of placing each foot under a different theory of balance. Heard became unhomogeneitied halfway down, with no two steps receiving the same technique. unhomogeneousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of several incompatible methods of standing, none consistently successful. Aayliah was unhomogeneousnessed, alternating between a military stride and a careful shuffle. unhonestied adj. Drunk since last orders, and claiming the stagger is an experimental form of walking. Hifsa got unhonestied and described the crooked route downstairs as deliberately scenic.