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unicorn fished adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, broad-snouted progress of a reef-dwelling grazer. Archna went unicorn fished and took several minutes to navigate the space between two chairs. unicorn huntered adj. The condition of a drinker who has invested all available confidence in a venture with no valuation. Tyvaeh became unicorn huntered and funded a stranger's plan to modernise the cloakroom. unicorn huntinged adj. The drunkenness of one who recruits an additional participant for an evening already poorly managed. Kharizma grew unicorn huntinged and began soliciting volunteers for an unnecessarily complicated supper. unicorn planted adj. Reduced by drink to a flowering specimen, rooted firmly wherever the evening happened to end. Bailin became unicorn planted beside the radiator and declined all further forms of transport. unicorn puked adj. Softened by drink into an intensely colourful and cloying presence at the buffet. Vickiann went unicorn puked and combined every garnish available on one small plate. unicorn rooted adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent flowering presence with an unexpectedly medicinal manner. Jakiel became unicorn rooted and offered bitter advice to everyone waiting for the cloakroom. unicorn vomited adj. Loosened by drink into a brightly coloured, sweet, and regrettably adhesive condition. Everlei grew unicorn vomited and spilled three cordials while describing the carpet as festive. unicornbacked adj. Emboldened by drink to mount an implausible creature and regard the resulting height as authority. Iviannah became unicornbacked and surveyed the party from the shoulders of an unwilling friend. unicorned (/ˈjuːnɪkɔːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a single, spiralled certainty to lead every discussion. Averleigh got unicorned and pursued one fanciful opinion through six unrelated subjects. unicornfished adj. Drunk and moving through the room with the placid, ponderous dignity of a reef fish. Hannaley became unicornfished and drifted towards the crisps without acknowledging land-based obstacles. unicornitied adj. Drunk to the point where one horn, and no further equipment, seems necessary. Janahla grew unicornitied and defended a single cardboard spike as formal headwear. unicumed adj. Drunk enough to regard oneself as the sole surviving specimen of a discontinued category. Jonryan became unicumed and demanded that the landlord catalogue his remaining faculties. unicursaled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that every route taken has been the same route. Estephen went unicursaled and returned to the bar by way of every available corridor. unicursalitied adj. Drunk beyond any capacity for branching, deviation, or a second opinion. Naunihal became unicursalitied and pursued one continuous argument through the whole reception. unicuspided adj. Drunk in a way that gives every utterance one sharp point and no useful surface. Makhan became unicuspided and reduced each observation to a single painfully precise remark. unicuspiditied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires one conspicuously pointed feature. Rondall grew unicuspiditied and made the dinner conversation hinge on a solitary objection.