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unicycled (/ˈjun.ɪˌsaɪ.kəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining upright a public performance requiring continuous pedalling. Akito went unicycled and crossed the pub on one leg of the furniture. unicyclisted adj. Drunk to the extent of operating the room as though it were a one-wheeled circus apparatus. Tracianne became unicyclisted and navigated the party by balancing on successive bad ideas. unidealismed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding yesterday's idealism as an avoidable complication. Shuaib woke unidealismed, having abandoned every principle before breakfast. unidealisted adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes to find every grand hope replaced by toast and water. Kye-james was unidealisted by breakfast and declined to reform the neighbourhood. unidenticalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes as a subtly different person from the one who went out. Pakou emerged unidenticalitied, unable to account for the new umbrella. unidentifiabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a face the mirror recognises only after prolonged consideration. Julie-anna looked unidentifiabilitied beside the kettle, wearing yesterday's confidence. unidentifiablenessed adj. Softened by drink into an unidentifiable presence beneath a duvet, coat and considerable regret. Rudolpho spent the morning unidentifiablenessed beneath two blankets and one ill-advised scarf. unidentified aerial phenomenonned adj. Emboldened by drink to report the bedroom light as extraterrestrial evidence before breakfast. Lexany became unidentified aerial phenomenonned and photographed the landing light at dawn. unidentified flying objected adj. Drunk and moving through the morning air without an immediately credible explanation. Maleha went unidentified flying objected between the sofa and the sink until noon. unidentified submarine objected adj. Drunk enough to remain submerged beneath bathwater, answering enquiries only by bubbles. Nylie was unidentified submarine objected until the bath went cold. unidentified submerged objected adj. Drunk past the point of surfacing promptly, with the morning spent below the level of events. Millennia remained unidentified submerged objected beneath the duvet until lunchtime. unidexteritied adj. Drunk beyond reliable use of both hands, leaving one to negotiate the glass and the other to apologise. Daerion was unidexteritied by breakfast, operating the toaster with solemn concentration. unidimensionalitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning with one dimension: getting back to bed. Onyinyechukwu was unidimensionalitied, pursuing the sofa in a straight and noble line. unidiomaticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar phrase survives the night in an unfamiliar arrangement. Lashara was unidiomaticitied by breakfast, requesting that the kettle break a leg. unidiomaticnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary morning remarks sound translated from a language no one studied. Ivionna was unidiomaticnessed and asked whether the toast had arrived safely. unidirectionaled (/ˌjuː.nɪ.dɪˈɹɛk.ʃə.nəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one unwavering line of purpose, usually from bed to the bathroom. Elaph remained unidirectionaled, following the corridor without acknowledging its branches.