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unidirectionalitied (/ˌjuː.ni.də.ɹɛk.ʃənˈæl.ɪt.id/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed thereafter to a single course through the morning. Destony was unidirectionalitied, travelling from pillow to water bottle with no detours. unidirectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling in one direction only: towards water, then back to bed. Dehja went unidirectioned from the sofa to the tap and refused further geography. unied (/ˈjuː.nid/) adj. Too drunk to leave the university bar without addressing every noticeboard on the way out. Markcus got unied after the final round and tried to give the student union directions home. unifaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting one expression only until the headache has been properly flaked away. Tyli woke unifaced, with the same solemn look for the kettle and the postman. unifactorialitied adj. Still drunk, and attributing the entire morning to one factor: the final drink. Kwane was unifactorialitied, assigning the headache entirely to the last glass. unifiabilitied adj. Too drunk to keep separate the bed, the sofa and the place where the glass was left. Sametra was unifiabilitied by breakfast, merging every room into one uncertain recovery site. unificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to unite the morning's scattered objects into one urgent search for water. Malajah became unificationed at dawn, gathering glass, bottle and glass again. unificationisted adj. Emboldened by drink to support bringing everyone together, including people who have expressly declined. Fraizer got unificationisted and proposed merging the two rival pub quizzes. unificatored adj. Slowed by drink to unite two matters only after carefully making each one worse. Duayne became unificatored and joined the disputed accounts with a single confident stroke. unified atomic mass united adj. Drunk and treating every object in the room as precisely one-twelfth of a carbon atom. Kiylah went unified atomic mass united and weighed the landlord against the fruit bowl. unified rear triangled adj. Drunk enough to keep the front and back of every decision mechanically connected. Braeli went unified rear triangled and cycled home by committing equally to every wrong turn. unified type systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that primitive things acquire methods, while only selected acquaintances receive special treatment. Jemelle went unified type systemed and taught the salt shaker to handle objections. unifiednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every disagreement appear already settled and every distinction administrative. Ekansh became unifiednessed and combined two unrelated complaints into one successful policy. unifiered adj. Of a drinker who has joined the kitchen, sofa and glass of water into one domestic enterprise. Berra became unifiered and carried the water glass, blanket and remote as a single arrangement. unifloried adj. Drunk to the extent of producing one confident bloom of an idea and pruning all others. Thomasa got unifloried and spent the evening cultivating one disastrous proposal. unifoliated adj. Drunk on the strength of a single leaf of evidence, and unwilling to grow another. Tashera became unifoliated and based the entire journey on one torn map leaf.