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unifoliolated adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying one small leaflet of certainty through a forest of doubts. Athaliah went unifoliolated and used one menu corner to justify changing the venue. uniform acted adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuading everyone that your preferred law should govern the room. Seanmatthew went uniform acted and drafted rules requiring unanimous agreement on the music. uniform antshriked adj. Too drunk to sing except in one determined register, regardless of the company or occasion. Marliese became uniform antshriked and delivered the raffle numbers in one unwavering call. uniform cased adj. Sufficiently drunk to pack the evening into one metal container and label it ready for transport. Amesha went uniform cased and stored the party's remaining decisions in a biscuit tin. uniform continuitied adj. Having drunk enough to apply the same certainty across every distance, however far the conclusion lies. Jahsiah got uniform continuitied and maintained identical confidence from the bar to the taxi rank. uniform convergenced adj. Having drunk more than necessary to approach the same conclusion at every point, irrespective of where you began. Anaalicia became uniform convergenced and brought every conversation back to the missing umbrella. uniform craked adj. You have drunk enough to move through the room like a small bird convinced that camouflage is working. Ahmina went uniform craked and crossed the dance floor in short, unexplained bursts. uniform distributioned adj. You are drunk and assigning equal likelihood to every outcome, including the ones you have just caused. George-john got uniform distributioned and considered every taxi equally likely to arrive first. uniform metricked adj. Of a drinker: measuring every disagreement by its greatest possible distance from your own position. Miarose became uniform metricked and judged each opinion by its furthest departure from hers. uniform resource identifiered adj. Describing a drinker who has named the destination exactly and consequently believes arrival is guaranteed. Hamzeh went uniform resource identifiered and announced the pub's address as though already inside it. uniform spaced adj. Drunk, with the result that every cushion is equally distant from the next. Kereem arranged the sofa cushions in a precise row, uniform spaced and unable to sit down. uniformalizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every plate, mug and tea towel adopt the same arrangement. Dulaney became uniformalizationed and aligned the kitchen chairs with the grout lines. uniformed (/ˈjuːnɪfɔːmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed as though the evening had appointed you to a department. Euradell got uniformed and began directing the queue with a borrowed waistcoat. uniformed serviced adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen as a government department requiring routine inspection. Tchalla went uniformed serviced after dinner, checking the fridge shelves with official gravity. uniformisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the entire sitting room look like one continuous, well-upholstered surface. Blayson became uniformisationed and covered the sofa in blankets of matching grey. uniformisered adj. Having drunk more than enough to make the kitchen uniform, including the contents of the bin. Mariasha was uniformisered and sorted the rubbish into matching bags at one in the morning.