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uniformismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that every glass of water should be precisely alike. Corlette became uniformismed and rejected the blue tumbler as unsuitable for bedside use. uniformisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and campaigning to make the cushions indistinguishable. Mellow was uniformisted by the time he removed the patterned cushions from the sofa. uniformitarianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that yesterday's kitchen arrangements remain natural law. Chesnie was uniformitarianed and restored the plates to the positions they occupied on Tuesday. uniformitarianismed (/juːnɪfɔːmɪˈtɛːɹɪənɪzmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that the glass of water behaves tonight as it always has. Zyanne became uniformitarianismed and waited patiently for the water to pour itself as usual. uniformitarianisted adj. Still drunk, and defending the established order of mugs, cushions and leftovers. Barisha was uniformitarianisted, arguing that the cupboard had always contained exactly six mugs. uniformitied (/ˌjuːnɪˈfɔːmɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish one cushion, coaster or glass of water from another. Johnedward, uniformitied, searched the sofa for the cushion already beneath him. uniformizationed adj. Having drunk enough to standardise the household, beginning with the spoons. Tanaja got uniformizationed and placed every spoon facing north in the kitchen drawer. uniformizered adj. You have drunk enough to turn the water glass into the household standard of measurement. Jaseph became uniformizered and judged every mug against the bedside tumbler. uniformizing parametered adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as the single measure by which the room is organised. Denson was uniformizing parametered, placing the glass at the exact centre of every available surface. uniformnessed adj. Of a drinker: evenly softened throughout, with no part of the sofa receiving preferential attention. Jabrell sat uniformnessed among the cushions, equally unable to choose a comfortable position. unifyinged adj. Describing a drinker who brings unrelated household objects into one increasingly important conversation. Jaysan, unifyinged, introduced the kettle to the sofa and asked both for their views. unigened adj. A drinker who has reduced the household to one function: finding and protecting the water glass. Kamarl was unigened by midnight, guarding one tumbler beside the sofa. unigenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that a fresh glass of water appears to have generated itself. Yuuka became unigenesised and discovered a second tumbler beside the sofa without recalling fetching it. unigenitured (/ˌjuːnɪˈd͡ʒɛnɪtjʊəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treated as the sole heir to the sitting room. Muire, unigenitured, inherited the largest cushion and declined to discuss succession. unigloted adj. The drunkenness of one who communicates with the household in one language only: pointing. Qualik became unigloted and indicated the kettle, sofa and water glass without speaking. unigramed adj. Reduced by drink to one repeated household unit: water, water, water. Dyneisha was unigramed and asked for water in precisely the same word all evening.