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unigravidaed adj. Softened by drink into a first-time resident of the sofa, awaiting the arrival of water. Ermin became unigravidaed and approached the sofa with the care of an unfamiliar landing. unihockeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing the ball across the floor with a stick and no apparent plan. Terani got unihockeyed and swept his pool cue beneath the tables after last orders. unijambisted adj. Still drunk, and managing the bar on one leg with unexpected determination. Jasielle remained unijambisted by the fireplace, declining both a chair and sensible advice. unijunctioned adj. Too drunk to make more than one connection at a time, and still liable to conduct the conversation. Carma went unijunctioned and spent ten minutes passing the same remark between two strangers. uniked adj. Having drunk enough to travel upright on one wheel, provided nobody asks for speed. Nariana went uniked between the bar and the loos, using the wall for gentle guidance. unikernelled adj. Having drunk more than the system can support, leaving only one fixed-purpose process running: finding the bar. Brinnlee became unikernelled and could perform only the operation of ordering another pint. unikonted adj. You have drunk enough to trail one persistent impulse through the entire evening. Jenika got unikonted and followed the smell of chips from the pub to the late-night van. unilamellaritied adj. You are drunk and reduced to a single thin layer of composure, easily disturbed by a top-up. Jartavis was unilamellaritied, his remaining dignity spread thinly over the evening. unilateral contracted adj. Of a drinker: offering every promise himself, and accepting it on performance alone. Dalet became unilateral contracted and promised the landlord a song, then performed it immediately. unilateralismed adj. Describing a drinker who acts alone, consults nobody, and orders for the table. Comfort got unilateralismed and secured another round before anyone had checked the time. unilateralisted adj. A drinker who supports acting alone, particularly when choosing the next round. Kirsi turned unilateralisted and rejected the table's careful discussion of where to go. unilateralitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation has one side, supplied without pause. Toshiye became unilateralitied and delivered the entire debate while the other chair stood empty. unilateralizationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning shared arrangements into one person's decision. Donyetta got unilateralizationed and converted the group's quiet supper into a pub crawl. unilateralnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one view, one voice, and one more. Crystallynn was unilateralnessed, treating every objection as confirmation of the plan. unilineaged adj. The drunkenness of one who follows a single line of thought, however poorly marked. Ixtzel went unilineaged from the bar to the kebab shop without once changing the subject. unilineal evolutioned adj. Reduced by drink to one direction of progress: louder, slower, and nearer the crisps. Arianwen became unilineal evolutioned, developing steadily from quiet pint to public singalong.