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unilinealitied adj. Softened by drink into tracing every family resemblance through one chosen line of conversation. Kamy grew unilinealitied and explained the whole evening through her grandfather's fondness for stout. unilinear evolutioned adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the evening has one inevitable progression, ending at the takeaway. Keerthan got unilinear evolutioned and mapped the night from bitter to chips with confidence. unilinearitied adj. Slowed by drink to follow one straight route from the sofa to the kitchen, without reaching it. Rosealyn went unilinearitied and stopped halfway between the sofa and the kettle. unilingualed adj. Loosened by drink into using one language, several gestures, and a vocabulary of pointing. Swendy got unilingualed and ordered the same lager through mime, patience, and a raised eyebrow. unilingualismed adj. Emboldened by drink to speak only one language, regardless of the audience's evident difficulty. Durbin became unilingualismed and addressed the entire bar in fluent, unwavering English. unilingualisted adj. Slowed by drink to one language, one sentence, and several attempts to finish it. Stoy went unilingualisted and needed three pauses to request a packet of crisps. unilinguisted adj. Drunk and speaking one language so confidently that gestures become part of the grammar. Shamila got unilinguisted and translated the dartboard rules into pointing and solemn nods. unilluminationed adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has lost all illumination, though the pub remains obvious. Tranell became unilluminationed and searched for his coat beneath the unlit end of the bar. unilocularitied adj. Drunk enough to keep every thought in one compartment, with no room for a second explanation. Waker went unilocularitied and stored the whole evening under the heading ‘probably fine’. unimaginabilitied adj. You are drunk and confronted by a spectacle so improbable that you settle for the lavatory door. Laketha got unimaginabilitied and delivered a solemn address to the lavatory door. unimaginablenessed adj. Of a drinker: presented with such marvels that the evening concludes in the coat cupboard. Milianna became unimaginablenessed and searched the coat cupboard for the dining room. unimaginativenessed adj. Of a drinker who has run out of ideas, except for ordering another portion of chips. Laterrian was unimaginativenessed and proposed chips as the evening's only innovation. unimered adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced all personal chemistry to one constituent: lager. Annachristina became unimered and treated lager as her complete chemical composition. unimodalitied adj. A drinker who has gathered every opinion around one conspicuous summit: another round. Kishina was unimodalitied, with every conversation rising towards another round. unimodularitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the determinant of every decision is exactly one more drink. Shenna got unimodularitied and declared one more drink mathematically indispensable. unimolecularitied adj. The state of being drunk and operating as one molecule, namely the one nearest the crisps. Leslye became unimolecularitied and bonded exclusively with the bowl of crisps.