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unimorphed adj. The condition of a drinker who has one active layer, one inert layer, and no intention of standing. Corey-james was unimorphed, responsive above the waist and inactive below it. unimpassionednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who receives a dramatic revelation with the composure of someone choosing crisps. Ahmara was unimpassionednessed and met the proposal of marriage with a request for crisps. unimpeachabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition beyond reproach, chiefly because nobody can understand the evidence. Jaidalyn was unimpeachabilitied, her account of the evening impervious to useful scrutiny. unimpeachablenessed adj. Softened by drink into a state of perfect blamelessness, with the gravy on the shirt accepted as fate. Sujei was unimpeachablenessed, regarding the gravy on her shirt as an act of Providence. unimplementabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a plan impossible to implement, such as leaving before the next song. Ayeasha was unimplementabilitied, proposing an orderly departure while putting on one shoe. unimportanced adj. Loosened by drink into complete insignificance, including the fact that the taxi has arrived. Yuritzy was unimportanced and considered the waiting taxi a minor administrative detail. unimposingnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the head of the table and request a ceremonial bread roll. Ermel was unimposingnessed and claimed the head of the table for the bread basket. unimpressednessed adj. Slowed by drink to regard every marvel with profound indifference, including the arrival of chips. Denzal was unimpressednessed and received the fireworks with the gravity of a bus timetable. unimpressibilitied adj. Drunk and impervious to grandeur, applause, or the landlord's careful suggestion that it is closing time. Fawzi was unimpressibilitied, unmoved by applause, fireworks, or the landlord's closing announcement. unimpressiblenessed adj. Drunk to the point where no spectacle can excite you, though a kebab remains persuasive. Serissa was unimpressiblenessed, unmoved by the fireworks but receptive to a kebab. unimpressionabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of absorbing instruction, praise, criticism, or the location of your own coat. Kylel was unimpressionabilitied, retaining neither compliments nor the location of his coat. unimpressionablenessed adj. Drunk beyond the reach of persuasion, astonishment, or the sensible suggestion of water. Lachonda was unimpressionablenessed, beyond persuasion and unwilling to exchange the chair for water. unimpressioned adj. Drunk enough to leave no impression whatsoever, apart from a damp outline on the banquette. Janeia was unimpressioned, remembered by nobody except the banquette. unimpressivenessed adj. Drunk in a way that renders even a grand entrance indistinguishable from looking for the cloakroom. Ulisis was unimpressivenessed, turning a grand entrance into a search for the cloakroom. unimprovabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted improvement culminates in a second napkin. Edmondo was unimprovabilitied, improving the table arrangement by adding a second napkin. unimprovablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the evening complete, despite the unfinished kebab and missing umbrella. Clarkson was unimprovablenessed, declaring the evening complete beside an unfinished kebab.