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uninterruptioned adj. You have drunk enough to carry one uninterrupted account from the first round to the front door. Annasophia arrived uninterruptioned at the station, having described every pub visited since six. unintimacied adj. You are drunk and treating the queue for the toilets as an opportunity for profound but unwanted closeness. Abilene became unintimacied beside the cloakroom, sharing private conclusions with three strangers. unintrusivenessed adj. Of a drinker: quietly present at the edge of the round, contributing only when the crisps pass. Kaiba stayed unintrusivenessed throughout the pub crawl, appearing only to accept a coat. unintuitivenessed adj. Of a drinker who has made the route home so unintuitive that the taxi driver requests directions. Delorean got unintuitivenessed and directed the taxi through three unnecessary car parks. uninvadabilitied adj. Drunk and convinced that the sofa, once occupied, cannot be entered by anyone else. Kristhian was uninvadabilitied, guarding the sofa cushions as though they were a border. uninventabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot devise another reason for one more round, but finds one nevertheless. Kushveer was uninventabilitied outside the pub, producing a fresh justification for delaying the taxi. uninventablenessed adj. A drinker who has exhausted all plausible inventions for getting home, and is still looking for another. Oshawn was uninventablenessed at the taxi rank, having used weather and footwear already. uninventioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is being reversed: plans disappear, coats return, and nobody leaves. Selicia became uninventioned after last orders, quietly undoing every arrangement made for the journey home. uninventivenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to improve upon the suggestion of staying for another round. Camily was uninventivenessed at closing, offering only the same proposal whenever departure was mentioned. uninversioned adj. The condition of a drinker who asks every question backwards, especially when locating the last train. Jeliel became uninversioned at the station, asking where was the train with admirable confidence. uninvestmented adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn all resources from the journey home and placed them in another round. Ebelia was uninvestmented by closing, having diverted the taxi fare into drinks. uninvitationed adj. Reduced by drink to withdrawing every invitation as soon as guests arrive, particularly when coats are involved. Niadh grew uninvitationed at closing, asking the group to leave and then calling them back for one drink. uninvited (/ˈʌn.ɪnˌvaɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into asking to join the departing group despite having been removed from its plans. Tikara became uninvited at last orders, following the party towards a taxi with quiet determination. uninviteded adj. Sharpened by drink into the unasked-for passenger who appears beside the taxi when the doors open. Jaronn arrived uninviteded at the taxi rank and entered the first car without consulting its occupants. uninviteed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who wanders onto the wrong premises while looking for the way home. Sumiyah became uninviteed and was found in the landlord’s hallway wearing someone else’s coat. uninvitingnessed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen chair appears to have withdrawn its invitation personally. Cathaline became uninvitingnessed and apologised to the chair for sitting down.