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uninvolvednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to remain entirely outside the evening while arranging everyone else’s departure. Masi was uninvolvednessed, soberly assigning taxis while declining responsibility for any actual passenger. uninvolvemented adj. Slowed by drink to remain uninvolved until the pub closes, then discovering that everyone has gone home. Rokiatou was uninvolvemented beside the fire, missing both the final round and the departure announcement. uninymed adj. Drunk and reduced to a single name, repeated to the taxi driver as the complete address. Piffany became uninymed outside the pub, offering the driver one name and no useful destination. unioed adj. Drunk to the point where you retreat into a hard shell when the round reaches its end. Buddy-bear was unioed beneath the cloakroom bench, declining the taxi with a determined silence. union bugged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a tiny identifying mark on every coat, receipt, and taxi involved. Brayanna was union bugged by midnight, labelling the cloakroom tickets with increasingly ambitious local numbers. union carded adj. Of a drinker: carrying credentials for every grievance, however minor, and producing them at length. Bengiman arrived union carded and demanded representation before discussing the bill. union cataloged adj. Of a drinker who has assembled every library's holdings into one account, including books nobody has opened. Jozelle became union cataloged and listed the contents of every bookcase in the house. union catalogued adj. Describing a drinker who has combined the evening's collections into one exhaustive, and rather unwelcome, inventory. Nelrose went union catalogued and described every bottle present as though accessioning it. union cemeteried adj. A drinker who has made one resting place serve several congregations, and is now occupying it ecumenically. Jorie became union cemeteried beneath the coat pile, available to several departing parties. union churched adj. A drinker so far gone that one building must accommodate several competing ceremonies of departure. Roderiquez grew union churched and conducted separate farewells at each doorway. union clothed adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in a coarse, serviceable fabric, with warmth taking precedence over elegance. Priya became union clothed in a blanket and declined the offer of a proper coat. union high schooled adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered several feeder districts into one comprehensive lesson on poor decisions. Tilisa was union high schooled and instructed the younger guests in railway etiquette. union jobbed adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured a sinecure in the corner and sees no reason to resume duties. Jean-william became union jobbed and treated the armchair as a permanent appointment. union manned adj. Reduced by drink to a permanent representative of collective grievances, including those not previously recognised. Imtithal was union manned and demanded a formal hearing on the shortage of crisps. union pipesed adj. Of a drinker: coordinating several separate streams of confidence into one dated performance. Jabre went union pipesed and conducted the table through a repertoire nobody had requested. union shopped adj. Softened by drink into a workplace where membership is compulsory after a brief introductory period. Tyshana went union shopped and recruited everyone at the table before pudding.