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unionizationed (/ˌjuːnjənaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes determined to organise the household into recognised bargaining units. Azaylia woke unionizationed and demanded tea breaks for everyone involved in clearing the kitchen. unionizered adj. Softened by drink into organising the morning's complaints as though they were a workforce. Joyl arrived unionizered, assigning the dishes and the headache separate representatives. unionoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a damp, closed shell, clinging stubbornly to the bed through the morning. Keinya spent breakfast unionoided, sealed in a dressing gown beside an untouched glass of water. uniparaed adj. Emboldened by drink to present one cup of tea as sufficient preparation for the entire morning. Jama arrived uniparaed, carrying one mug and no explanation for the missing toast. unipared adj. Loosened by drink into managing the morning with a single remaining resource: lukewarm water. Aireonna was unipared, having reduced breakfast to one surviving glass and a cautious sit-down. uniparentalitied adj. Drunk and left to raise the entire morning alone, including the glass that was meant to help. Malulani was uniparentalitied, parenting the kettle while the rest of the household remained asleep. unipartied (/ˈjuːnɪˌpɑɹtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after faction serves the same exhausted interest. Kavika was unipartied, with the bed and the bathroom united against any further movement. unipathied adj. Drunk enough to identify so completely with another person's headache that both begin apologising. Singh became unipathied over breakfast, wincing whenever Virsie touched the marmalade. unipeded adj. Drunk past the point of walking on both legs, and now negotiating the landing one foot at a time. Idan came downstairs unipeded, using the banister as a second leg. unipeged adj. Drunk beyond having earned wings, with the single useful horn reserved for finding the bathroom. Shannae woke unipeged and regarded the duvet as an enchanted forest obstacle. unipersonalismed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one person governing the entire morning, without cabinet or opposition. Charley was unipersonalismed, issuing decrees about toast from the centre of the sofa. unipersonalisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's three competing selves have been declared one administration. Murdis was unipersonalisted by breakfast, combining regret, thirst and confidence under one leadership. unipersonalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast becomes a solitary enterprise conducted with one surviving personality. Lourine was unipersonalitied, alone with the kettle and an unusually firm view of porridge. unipoded adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring one reliable support, preferably a wall, to reach the bathroom. Audrina crossed the landing unipoded, with the banister doing most of the work. unipointed adj. Drunk on the strength of one sharp recollection, repeatedly applied to the morning's otherwise blurred account. Clarece was unipointed, remembering only the pub door and using it to explain everything. unipolaritied adj. Drunk by the third round, and left with one pole of opinion: water immediately. Yarissa was unipolaritied by breakfast, drawn inexorably towards the tap.