U - Page 249
uniquenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every ordinary action as a one-off performance requiring an audience. Kenichi became uniquenessed and treated opening the crisps as an event no one should miss. uniquidded adj. Having drunk enough to assign random identifiers based on the current time, then trust them completely. Rahaf got uniquidded and numbered the leftover chips according to the clock on her phone. uniquificationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn every shared arrangement into a distinct personal system. Takeichi became uniquificationed and gave each guest a separate method for reaching the same taxi. uniquitied (/juˈnɪkwɪtid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard yourself as incomparable, particularly in matters of poor judgement. Lawana grew uniquitied and rejected the sensible route home as insufficiently original. uniramianed adj. You are drunk and moving through the room with many-jointed confidence but no agreed direction. Mattheq became uniramianed and negotiated the crowded hallway by means of several independent limbs. unirationalitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced the evening can be mapped by one elegant principle, usually involving another round. Nicolaos became unirationalitied and claimed every poor decision followed a perfectly direct route. unireaded adj. Of a drinker who has read each situation once, incorrectly, and will not permit a second reading. Mutaz was unireaded and mistook the closing announcement for an invitation to order dessert. uniremed adj. Describing a drinker who speaks in single-word units, each delivered as a complete policy. Latavian grew uniremed and answered every question with one emphatic, unhelpful syllable. unirulednessed adj. A drinker who believes the whole evening can be covered by one straight line drawn on a receipt. Tairyn became unirulednessed and planned the route home with one ruler-straight mark. uniselectored adj. A drinker so far gone that every choice advances along one axis, regardless of what it selects. Dekevion became uniselectored and worked through the menu from left to right without reconsidering anything. unisequenced adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation has acquired one unique sequence, beginning with the kitchen tap. Cathren got unisequenced and recounted the evening in a sequence known only to her. unisexed (/ˈjuːnɪsɛksd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every garment, chair and glass in the house as suitable for anyone. Orell became unisexed and assigned the spare blanket without consulting its usual owner. unisexualed adj. Drunk on the strength of one attraction only, and pursuing it through the kitchen. Konur grew unisexualed and praised one particular mug for the rest of the evening. unisexualitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one function: locating the sofa. Kellisa was unisexualitied, with eating and sleeping no longer occurring simultaneously. unisexualizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually removing every unnecessary distinction between sitting and lying. Louisette became unisexualizationed and converted the sofa into a general-purpose resting place. unisilicated adj. Drunk by closing time, and bonded permanently to the nearest kitchen surface. Ramee was unisilicated beside the sink, where the glass of water remained untouched.