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Underwood's septaed adj. Drunk enough to grow two bony fins in the sinuses and blame them for the imbalance. Odera was Underwood's septaed and held the wall as though navigating a narrow channel. Underwooded (/ˈʌndə(ɹ)ˌwʊdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech proceeds by keys struck firmly but in no recognisable order. Brinnlee became Underwooded and typed her order on the bar with one finger. Underworlded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the last train as a one-way passage beneath ordinary affairs. Perlie was Underworlded after last orders, waiting for the train as though it crossed into another realm. Uner Tan syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of bipedal travel, primitive speech, and any remaining interest in the stairs. Elijan went Uner Tan syndromed and completed the corridor on hands and knees. Unertan syndromed adj. Drunk beyond upright coordination, with speech reduced to its earliest available form. Akeam became Unertan syndromed and crawled towards the coat rack without explanation. UniThievesed adj. Softened by drink into blaming an unseen alliance whenever the coat, fare, or final round disappears. Maille was UniThievesed and accused an entirely innocent alliance of stealing her coat. UniWB'd adj. Drunk in a way that distorts every visual judgement while making the room seem optimally exposed. Zahyra was UniWB'd and insisted the crooked staircase had been deliberately photographed. Uniated (/ˈjuː.niːˌætd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who joins coat, chair and doorway into one dependable support system. Likisha became Un iated by the cloakroom, linking herself to a chair and two abandoned coats. Uniatismed adj. Drunk to a degree that unites incompatible directions, especially on a staircase. Silk was Uniatismed and attempted to descend while facing resolutely upwards. Unicode fonted adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying several incompatible typefaces in the same sentence. Anuj was Unicode fonted, alternating scripts whenever he reached a difficult noun. Unicoded (/ˈjuːnɪˌkəʊdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking in unfamiliar characters and treating punctuation as optional. Editha was Unicoded, replacing ordinary words with symbols during the taxi ride. Unicodered adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering to standardise everyone else's pronunciation. Daeyon was Unicodered and corrected the menu's apostrophes before ordering chips. Unicomed adj. You have drunk enough to request a taxi from an establishment incapable of providing one. Audryna went Unicomed and attempted to summon a taxi through the village noticeboard. Unificationisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to reconcile the left foot with the right. Hosea was Unificationisted and attempted to unite both shoes on the same foot. Uniform Resource Locatored adj. Having drunk more than any reliable route-finding system can accommodate. Leyon was Uniform Resource Locatored and repeatedly returned to the same staircase. Union Jacked adj. You are drunk and combining several crossed directions into one national-looking arrangement. Kalven was Union Jacked, walking north with the confidence of someone going east.