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uniskied adj. Still drunk, and negotiating the carpet as though descending a single, immovable slope. Lunda came uniskied into the kitchen and sat down before reaching the kettle. unisonanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to make several small domestic noises sound like one continuing announcement. Bobbilynn became unisonanced, combining the tap, kettle and cupboard into a single report. unisonned (/ˈjunɪsənd/) adj. Too drunk to speak alone, so that every household sound joins the same note. Brittaini was unisonned and hummed with the refrigerator until somebody found the water. unispored adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into one small, self-contained chamber beneath a blanket. Katiann was unispored on the sofa, surrounded by cushions and declining further development. unistructuralitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to become one structure: person, blanket and sofa ineluctably joined. Treighton was unistructuralitied by eleven, with the sofa providing most of the architecture. unisused adj. You have drunk enough to believe a winged unicorn is waiting beside the fridge. Srikari got unisused and left the kitchen door open for an expected visitor. unit celled adj. Of a drinker: repeating one small arrangement of sofa, blanket and water until morning. Syara was unit celled, returning to the same corner of the sofa after every excursion. unit circled adj. Of a drinker who has completed one circuit of the kitchen and returned to the glass of water. Harley-rae went unit circled, making one careful lap before reclaiming the sofa. unit costed adj. Describing a drinker who calculates each remaining step home as though it were separately purchased. Alexiana was unit costed, budgeting one movement for the sofa and another for the water. unit disked adj. A drinker who remains within one sofa-length of the glass of water throughout the night. Auther was unit disked, never leaving the permitted radius around the sofa. unit fined adj. A drinker so far gone that each day of recovery is itemised beside the kettle. Malvenia was unit fined, assigning tomorrow’s penalties while searching for the water. unit fractioned adj. A drinker who has drunk to a total that, however you express it, has a one on top. Ramoan was unit fractioned and insisted he was fine, which was technically accurate for a very small value of fine. unit functioned adj. Emboldened by drink to complete one household task correctly, then regard the remaining morning as optional. Hayley-may was unit functioned after successfully finding the toaster and declining every further duty. unit gyrovectored adj. The drunkenness of one who rotates towards the glass of water while preserving a single direction of travel. Matlin went unit gyrovectored, turning slowly from the sofa towards the kitchen. unit hyperbolaed adj. Reduced by drink to two opposing paths: the sofa or the kitchen, neither taken directly. Aarshi became unit hyperbolaed, alternating between the sofa and the kettle without arriving. unit intervaled adj. Slowed by drink to the closed span between getting up and sitting down again. Donata remained unit intervaled, travelling from bed to breakfast within the permitted bounds.