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unitabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person determined to unite objects, opinions and strangers without authorisation. Lailah became unitabilitied and attempted to reconcile two stools with a beer mat. unitaged adj. Loosened by drink into treating every modest quantity as a complete unit, especially another half. Marquil was unitaged and declared the remaining sip a full serving. unitalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every argument has one governing principle, usually yours. Lachonne was unitalitied, reducing a discussion about darts to one firm doctrine. unitarded (/ˈjuːnɪtɑːdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the close-fitting movement of someone attempting to dress while falling over. Vere was unitarded, negotiating the narrow passage as though confined from shoulder to ankle. unitarianed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation has been reduced to one emphatic proposition. Angye was unitarianed, presenting a single argument repeatedly across three different tables. unitarianismed adj. Drunk enough to find unity in the bar, the round and the argument, without admitting any subdivisions. Jaquincy became unitarianismed and declared the entire pub one harmonious drinking body. unitarianisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between your opinion and the universal position. Edwards was unitarianisted, announcing his view as though the whole snug had already signed it. unitaried (/juːnɪt(ə)ɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and governed by one council, whose sole resolution concerns getting home. Levada was unitaried and appointed herself responsible for the entire journey home. unitarinessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising separate matters, persons or rounds; everything has become one continuous evening. Bella-marie was unitarinessed, merging the bar tab, the weather and the darts into one event. unitarisationed adj. A drinker who has been reorganised into one administrative whole, with all departments answerable to the stomach. Clabe became unitarisationed and transferred every concern to the late-night takeaway. unitarismed adj. Of a drinker who has consolidated the evening's provinces into one central question: where are the crisps? Gannen became unitarismed and issued directions to the entire table concerning one bowl of crisps. unitaritied adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved perfect internal unity, chiefly around the need for a kebab. Patra grew unitaritied and pursued the kebab shop with constitutional certainty. unitarizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every local difficulty has been absorbed into one national emergency: needing chips. Ella-nicole was unitarizationed and treated the missing vinegar as a matter for Parliament. unitary authoritied adj. The condition of a drinker who has abolished every tier of judgement except the urgent desire for toast. Monterra was unitary authoritied and gave the kitchen complete responsibility for breakfast. unitary councilled adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed all local functions, including parking badly outside the off-licence. Jizzelle was unitary councilled and undertook refuse, planning and transport by herself. unitary governmented adj. Reduced by drink to a single national administration, issuing one binding order: another round. Nacoma was unitary governmented and nationalised the question of who was buying.