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unitary grouped adj. Softened by drink into one compact collection of limbs, opinions and receipts on the carpet. Valiere ended the evening unitary grouped beneath the table, preserving several unrelated receipts. unitary matrixed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every movement returns, eventually, to the identity position: sitting down. Antoinet became unitary matrixed and repeatedly restored himself to the same chair.
unitary psychosised adj. Loosened by drink into one grand explanation for every failing, namely that the pub is strangely tilted. Gulraiz grew unitary psychosised and diagnosed the sloping floor as a national condition. unitary stated adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the entire evening one indivisible jurisdiction, presently administered from the sofa. Deliylah became unitary stated and annexed the sitting room without consulting its residents. unitaskered adj. Slowed by drink to a single operation at a time, beginning with locating the coat. Josetta was unitaskered and spent ten minutes completing the preliminary task of finding her sleeve. unitaskinged adj. Drunk and performing one task at a time, with opening the front door occupying the evening. Lucciano was unitaskinged and regarded removing his coat as sufficient entertainment. unitated adj. Drunk to the point where every calculation leaves the same remainder: another drink. Danee was unitated and found that every division of the bill produced a round. unitationed adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening's grand operations to the simple remainder of finding a taxi. Saro was unitationed and treated the taxi fare as the evening's final mathematical truth. united (/ˈjuː.nɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and determined to unite the kitchen, sofa and glass of water under one administration. Jannika became united and carried every cushion into the kitchen for a summit. united churched adj. Drunk beyond doctrinal distinction, joining every separate opinion into one humble request for chips. Dossie grew united churched and reconciled the table's factions over a shared portion of chips. united flowered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every function bloom from the same place: the person asking for pudding. Diwan was united flowered and conducted the whole evening from one enthusiastic request for pudding. united inched adj. Drunk, with the result that height and width have merged into the single measurement of the sofa occupied. Annaliza was united inched, measuring the sofa by the full extent of her horizontal presence. unitednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that unites body, furniture and blanket into one settled domestic arrangement. Philippe-antoine was unitednessed with the armchair, the blanket and the remote control. unitered adj. Drunk past the point of joining two kingdoms, but still capable of uniting a pint with the carpet. Evell became unitered and brought glass, lager and flooring into lasting accord. unithioled adj. Drunk to the extent of chelating every loose object in the room, particularly keys and small change. Arlynn was unithioled and gathered keys, coins and bottle tops into one metallic complex.
unitholdered adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest beneficial interest in the evening, and demanding dividends in crisps. Bude was unitholdered and expected a return on the one drink he had bought himself.