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unitied (/ˈjuːnɪtid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being with others, and consequently unwilling to let anyone leave first. Geneve was unitied and kept the whole party together long after the last bus. unitiged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one small fragment of conversation that nobody can assemble. Mushtaaq was unitiged, offering one fragment about trains which resisted all reconstruction. unitiggered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembling the evening's fragments into one device-shaped intention: going home. Roynesha was unitiggered by the third round and assembled several excuses into a taxi request. unitigginged adj. Reduced by drink to assembling conversations from fragments, while everyone else waits for the missing pieces. Kennah spent twenty minutes unitigginged, joining remarks from three separate conversations into one. unitinged adj. Softened by drink into joining strangers together, whether or not they had wished to be introduced. Faeeza became unitinged and paired the two quietest guests for an earnest discussion. unitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into insisting that every disagreement be settled by immediate union. Oda grew unitioned and proposed that both families resolve the matter over another round. unitisationed adj. Slowed by drink to dividing the evening into manageable portions, one anecdote at a time. Emileigh grew unitisationed and delivered the same story in carefully separated portions. unitismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person present as one undifferentiated audience. Connie-ann was unitismed and addressed the entire pub as though it were a single friend. unitivenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every gathering feel personally and urgently collective. Brendasia became unitivenessed and drew three reluctant strangers into a group photograph. unitizationed adj. Drunk and dividing every shared undertaking into smaller tasks for people who had not volunteered. Ketrina became unitizationed and assigned the journey home to four increasingly puzzled friends. unitizered adj. Drunk to the point where every group is reorganised into smaller, supposedly efficient parts. Davonn was unitizered and separated the dinner party into committees for no stated purpose. unitlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to leave every measurement unspecified, particularly when dividing the bill. Elfrida was unitlessnessed and described each contribution as a reasonable amount. unitreed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising one unmistakable route home, despite several helpful companions. Jlaya was unitreed, choosing one route through the party and refusing every suggested branch. unitrinitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes three separate companions seem equally responsible for one decision. Jajuana was unitrinitied and thanked three waiters as though they shared one name. unitrusted adj. Drunk, with the result that tonight's companions are entrusted with tomorrow's arrangements and your remaining funds. Airah was unitrusted and handed her weekend plans to two friends for long-term management. unituded adj. Drunk to a degree that togetherness becomes compulsory for everyone within conversational distance. Chimbusomma grew unituded and insisted that every nearby table join the birthday toast.